Xander Kwiecien

Native Texan. Comedic journalist.
Host of @TheWhatsUPDATE.
Fluent in English, Spanglish, and Rubbish.
Recent @UTexasMoody Graduate.

[Xander Kwiecien @xanraygun]

It's our SEASON SIX premiere!!
There's news and a rant.
Xander explores the fathomless stupidity of #MAGA Conspiracy Theories.
We chat with Michael Ian Black @hideouttheatre
#MAGAIsWeird
https://t.co/tooaLYaSvH

[Xander Kwiecien @xanraygun]

Season 5 FINALE! Craig recaps the news we missed. Gay furry hackers take a swipe at The Heritage Foundation. Mr. Pancake liberates a pet store. Xan talks about Living Through History fatigue.
#furries #CatLadies2024
https://t.co/ZA3QVddvRY

[Xander Kwiecien @xanraygun]

We managed to get another one out, not without considerable effort. I give everyone an easy way to distinguish #GenZeds from #Zoomers.
Brigid settles the #ManVsBear debate.
And @GregAbbott_TX can eat a fat bag of 🍆.
https://t.co/0iHoY7gind

[The What's UPDATE with Xander Kwiecien @TheWhatsUPDATE]

🚨 New episode! 🚨 We're takings on Greg Abbott's war on trans rights, Texas banning Pornhub, the Man vs. Bear debate, and the #TikTok generational divide. Plus, a medieval gargoyle in the bathroom? 🚽
#zoomers #TransRights #manVSbear #TXpornhubBan
https://t.co/MBSgzBgh0m

[Brigid MacGuffin @BrigidMacGuffin]

@maddow @rbreich @briantylercohen and anyone else with loads of followers. The #SCOTUS charade is precisely why the, "When they go low, we go high" philosophy bites #Democrats in the ass every time.
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb." ~Dark Helmet

[Xander Kwiecien @xanraygun]

WE DID IT!!
Another episode in less than a month.
This is huge for us.
We also present our first-ever blooper reel.
Check it out. LIKE, SHARE, SUBSCRIBE
#tiktokban #Elections2024 #VoteBlue
https://t.co/1TqsUT1wZQ

[Xander Kwiecien @xanraygun]

Hey y'all! Check out our new episode. Great dating tips from Tia Linda. The news, including a good on ya for @RuPaulsDragRace and the folks at #AllstoraBooks. A rant on #nostalgia after seeing #ChristopherTitus live at @CapCityComedy
https://t.co/kIzDr3pCKl

[Xander Kwiecien @xanraygun]

Finally got off our duffs and made some new content.
The new camera shows in full 4K how much sleep I don't get. I should work on that, but I probably won't.
Also some love for @MasonAPark and #QuantumLeap.
https://t.co/LMWU3tppdZ

[The What's UPDATE with Xander Kwiecien @TheWhatsUPDATE]

NEW Episode Y'all!!!
New jokes. New commercial parody.
Xan rants about excessive ads on streaming services.
AND👉📷New equipment!📷👈
Xan's face is now in 4K. Check it out.
𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄, 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐄, 𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐁𝐄!
#toomanyads #QuantumLeap #StreamingAds
https://t.co/w63Nw9bAR2

[Xander Kwiecien @xanraygun]

I have absolute confirmation, from the source, that #Moxxie is NOT a #possum
I am absolutely loving @HazbinHotel.
Check out our interview with Hazbin/Helluva voice director, #RichardHorvitz. He is such a cool guy.
#HazbinHotel #HelluvaBoss #InvaderZim
https://t.co/b4T5xR9Vm8

[Brigid MacGuffin @BrigidMacGuffin]

If you participate in this annual month-long child torture, you are a #badparent. You teach your child "good behavior" through deception. Every time you move this little bastard, you rack up their future therapy bills. #elfontheshelf2023 #elfontheshelf #snitchesgetstitches

[Brigid MacGuffin @BrigidMacGuffin]

@foofighters Y'all doing a #Hanukkah sessions this year? Please? Pretty Please?

[Xander Kwiecien @xanraygun]

Last 30 hours @Kickstarter.
If you haven't backed the project yet, now is the time.
Be sure to share. Bug your friends. Help us get this film made. #DragQueens #DragIsArt #TexasFilm #crowdfunding #TransAwarenessWeek #LGBTQIA #FreeSpeechMatters
https://t.co/ukcDdkSCsk

[Xander Kwiecien @xanraygun]

🏳️‍🌈Calling all #drag & #trans allies! Only 4 days left to help us reach our goal & bring this film to life!
#DragIsArt #TransIsBeautiful #TexasPride #SupportIndieFilm #KickstarterCountdown #DragExcellence
https://t.co/a75p4MMpz3

[Xander Kwiecien @xanraygun]

In spite of all the @Kickstarter promotion, we still managed to get out an episode. Will wonders never cease?
If you have some extra💸even if it's only $10, go put that towards our #crowdfunding goal.
#indiefilm #Documentary #dragqueens
https://t.co/a75p4MMpz3

[The What's UPDATE with Xander Kwiecien @TheWhatsUPDATE]

A new episode!🎉Xander extols the majesty of Halloween🎃 as a holiday and laments @drpepper-flavoured egg nog. Even more promotion of our @Kickstarter and a near-miss encounter with the Mighty Jibi.
#DrPepper #Kickstarter #dragisnotacrime
https://t.co/5ZAVxGJRKX

[Xander Kwiecien @xanraygun]

Please help us reach our #fundraising goal.
Check out our @Kickstarter and share this post with your friends.
#LGBTQ #LGBTQcommunity #queer
https://t.co/a75p4MMpz3

[Brigid MacGuffin @BrigidMacGuffin]

Have you ever wanted to be a #Film #Producer?
Here's your chance!
Check out the @Kickstarter for our film "Drag in the Heart of Texas"
You too can know the joy and the agony of making an indie film.
https://t.co/SNPqA7SthX
#crowdfunding #documentary #DragQueens
#TexasFilm

[Brigid MacGuffin @BrigidMacGuffin]

If you are a fan of #drag pioneer and #RoundRockTX native #Barbette, or if you believe that the @TexasGOP are irredeemable #schmucks for trying to ban drag in #Texas, please visit our newly launched @kickstarter campaign.
https://t.co/SNPqA7T17v

[Xander Kwiecien @xanraygun]

Check out Drag in the Heart of Texas on @Kickstarter
#dragfilm #dragqueens #dragisnotacrime #filmfunding #crowdfunding
https://t.co/ukcDdkS4CM

[Xander Kwiecien @xanraygun]

It is time for another adventure with Red Beard the Pirate. JK, it's just little old me.
Stick to the very end to see my #talkshow Xan @OriginalFunko Pop custom.
I put @jimmyfallon, @jimmykimmel, @sethmeyers,
@StephenAtHome, @iamjohnoliver, AND especially
@jonstewart on notice.

[The What's UPDATE with Xander Kwiecien @TheWhatsUPDATE]

Episode 3 is UP and READY!
What happened to one episode a week? Huh?!?!
Where's that work ethic? All is explained here.
Special Topic: Animation in the Streaming Era
#hazbinhotel #animation #vivziepop
https://t.co/8wrpTJp1OI

[Xander Kwiecien @xanraygun]

Aw shucks, y'all finna ta make me😊.
It is #GenZ's time. I love all these geezers, but it's our turn to be the smartasses at the desk holding @GregAbbott_TX @tedcruz @JohnCornyn and the like's balls to the fire. Step aside #elderlies. #X gonna give it to ya. #ATX

[The What's UPDATE with Xander Kwiecien @TheWhatsUPDATE]

Hey @jimmyfallon @jimmykimmel @sethmeyers @StephenAtHome @iamjohnoliver AND especially @jonstewart.
I'm coming for your jobs OLD MEN!
Now is the time for #GenZ in late-night from the #ThirdCoast that is #ATX #Austin #ACL.
Let's hear it for the 512 area code y'all.

[The What's UPDATE with Xander Kwiecien @TheWhatsUPDATE]

Got the image done to promote our upcoming Kickstarter for our documentary film, "Drag in the Heart of Texas."
Please drop your email address in our DMs if you would like to be on the mailing list for the launch.
#DragIsntDangerous #dragisbeautiful #dragqueen #dragking