Xanthe Teller

#HamOnt enthusiast/ruthless multi-tasker. Proud owner of Oh Sierra Creative & Branding.

[Xanthe Teller @xantheteller]

2012 WAS A GOOD YEAR. https://t.co/dKxHnU9FvU

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I am absolutely convinced that my now-free Spotify account is only shuffling songs I hate as a ploy to get me to pay for it again.

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I’m nominating Drake for most generationally-relevant-first-line-of-a-song in 2017 with, “MY SIDE GIRL GOT A 5S WITH THE SCREEN CRACKED.”

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*sets timer reluctantly*
*questions existence over needing to read a recipe just to make rice*

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I’m sorry, but you don’t get to be so pretentious as to put “11 minutes,” in your recipe and then the word “OR,” after it, PC JASMINE RICE.

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I️ thank my lucky stars every day for a job that I️ love, a very cute dog, and the fact that leather leggings are still fashionably relevant

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@nicolenicolson @LCBO A real tragedy

[your bff alex @psybermonkey]

"Please be aware that we are experiencing higher than average call volume"

*connects*

Agent: Hello

Me (whispering): hello

[Xanthe Teller @xantheteller]

@nicolenicolson Uhhh, did you get his number?!

[Frank Appleyard @frankappleyard]

Another issue of bird. is out now! It's a tribute to defying tradition, taking the road less travelled and sneaking myself into backgrounds.

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When Sam Smith comes on in the Uber and the driver turns it waaaaaay up without prompting?! Why yes sir, yes I do.

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It's almost like a bunch of huge events are happening in Hamilton this weekend or something! Hehehhh.

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I have a peach tattoo but I couldn't care less about peach season and honestly guys, it's really weighing on me.

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@nicolenicolson Hi again

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@nicolenicolson Hi

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Are they really calling them "channels," now?! I can't keep up. https://t.co/6SVIEXgFw6

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I'm not saying my favourite thing about working at @FitnessOHSO is it's proximity to the @BruxHouse patio, buuttttt.....

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More specifically, I AM HERE for you. If my terrible jokes and loud laughter at them don't cure your hangover, nothing will. https://t.co/zxZ3iHFwOf

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Moms who haven't seen you in a while be like, "look how WELL you look!" As if that's not mildly insulting to the last time.

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After now having been to exactly one Jays game, I can safely assume my dog is THE biggest fan. Will purchase shortly. https://t.co/89Ycf865FN

[My Dog's Daycare 🇨🇦 @MyDogsCafe]

Does your dog love #torontobluejays ? We have Blue Jays Bow Ties, Collars, Puppy Petals & Leashes! #mydogscafe #HamOnt #dogcafe #dogsallowed