ashleyketchum™

Bad Fish.Half Beaner.Half Cracker.Pool Cleaner.Stoner.Beach Bum.Hood Rat.
Wifed Up.

[ashleyketchum™ @xbadxapplex]

#PeopleOnDrugs

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[ashleyketchum™ @xbadxapplex]

Brb. I have to return some video tapes.

[ashleyketchum™ @xbadxapplex]

The stoner can have a little anxiety. As a treat.

[ashleyketchum™ @xbadxapplex]

Idgaf about your pronouns. I will be referring to you as 'that bitch', or 'that dick'.

[ashleyketchum™ @xbadxapplex]

@piercetheveil @piercethevic Who is playing the drums on this album? He sounds like a great fit for y'alls sound

[ashleyketchum™ @xbadxapplex]

If it's fuck me, then it's fuck you.

[ashleyketchum™ @xbadxapplex]

Drunkenly singing karaoke in the living room alone. This is my therapy.

[ashleyketchum™ @xbadxapplex]

Up late, drunk watching drum cover videos by myself. Anyone else?

[HAZoner @Vincent_D17]

of course, we are who we are..
but, who are we?

[ashleyketchum™ @xbadxapplex]

I absolutely hate brushing my hair.

[Sooz @CruisinSoozan]

Shit could be worse.
Pudding could have bones.

[ashleyketchum™ @xbadxapplex]

@OrgyOfficial So upset the Scout Bar date got canceled! We were looking forward to the show. 🤍

[ashleyketchum™ @xbadxapplex]

Call me a cab, 'cause I'm too drunk too drive this heartbreak home.

[ashleyketchum™ @xbadxapplex]

Thank you for your two cents, but you can keep the change.

[Monstruo @FreshlySane]

K.

[ashleyketchum™ @xbadxapplex]

The best medicine is lead poisoning.

[ashleyketchum™ @xbadxapplex]

Where the weed at?

[ashleyketchum™ @xbadxapplex]

@soyourelikethat Yup. Gonna have a pork tenderloin, black eyed peas, cabbage, rice and cornbread! Happy new year to you and your family.

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

throw the whole year away. we don’t need to continue on without betty white.

[ashleyketchum™ @xbadxapplex]

NOOOOOOO. NOT BETTY.