Not Today Satan

🌘🌗🌖🌕🌔🌓🌒 My hobbies include existential terror, feminism, and annoying the older conservatives of my family 🖤💀🖤

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

To insult two highly respected and free thinking politicians like this is disgraceful.
It just shows how far standards in society have fallen.
Anyone reposting this insulting photograph should feel utterly ashamed.
😡

[Not Today Satan @xBossAssWitchx]

@libsoftiktok Honestly, good for her 🖤

[Not Today Satan @xBossAssWitchx]

@DiaryofaSickGrl Around 14-15 I struggled with depressive episode and thoughts of harming myself. I told my family doctor at a check up and asked for help even though I was scared. He told me I couldn’t be depressed because I smiled at him when he came into the room and I just wanted attention

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

I stand with Canada. How about you? ❤️🇨🇦

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Trump may have overpromised, but boy did he underdeliver

[harps¹⁶ ౨ৎ @clqrkentz]

being an ai hater irl is tiring bc everyone and everything around me seems to love it and im just here like 🧍‍♀️

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

One of the best to ever wear the midnight green. Thank you for 15 incredible seasons, Brandon Graham.

Congratulations on an amazing NFL career 👏

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

*BECAUSE ISRAEL STARTED BOMBING CHILDREN AGAIN*

REPORT THE FUCKING NEWS YOU COWARDS

[Not Today Satan @xBossAssWitchx]

@auburnwarrior1 @Tyler65411543 @SethKeta @MatthewSpira @TheRickyDavila Yeah, the government is funded by taxes great job! I’m so proud of you buddy for realizing that! I’m cool with my taxes going towards the betterment of my country….thats kind of the whole point of paying taxes?

[Not Today Satan @xBossAssWitchx]

@Tyler65411543 @SethKeta @auburnwarrior1 @MatthewSpira @TheRickyDavila Do I want the government to help out family farms with money funded from taxes? Yes. These people are competent generational farmers but they cannot compete with the mega commercial farmers due to their monopoly in the agricultural sector. God forbid I want the gov to help people

[Not Today Satan @xBossAssWitchx]

@Tyler65411543 @SethKeta @auburnwarrior1 @MatthewSpira @TheRickyDavila Because he cut their USDA contracts and funding. The government is no longer honoring those contracts to help farmers therefore the farmers cannot maintain their farms and may eventually end up losing them.

[Not Today Satan @xBossAssWitchx]

@SenSchumer @allinwithchris You’re a coward. The best thing you could do for your country is resign and let a real leader take your place.

[Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews]

Rep Sarah McBride (D-DE) just now at Democratic party meeting:

"We will not take a lecture on decorum from a party that incited an insurrection. I appear to live rent free in the minds of some of my Republican colleagues. I wish that they would spend even a fraction of the time that they spent thinking about me thinking about how to lower the costs for American families"

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

White people do not experience racism. Yall get bullied and I’m sure that sucks. But you cannot be a victim of a system your people created for the sole purpose of othering non-white people so that they can then subjugate and oppress them. Idk what to tell you.

[Mama Maya @rockstarronan]

Donald Trump is a stupid ass bitch, pass it on. @realDonaldTrump

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

The Bald Eagle is BACK ‼️

We’ve agreed to terms to sign Zack Baun to a three-year deal through 2027.

@Toyota | #FlyEaglesFly

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

I cannot stand watching Americans say they're willing to take some economic pain for the president.
You're an AMERICAN. You don't serve a king, the president serves you. You're paying for that spoiled bitch's house and golf trips, and now you're willing to do more for him?
No!