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#BTC

[jack @xboxbingw]

Ketamine is the most hardcore drug I’ve ever taken , it is my favorite drug because it fucks up everything that is everything. It fucks up nothing that is nothing. It is everything and nothing at the same time, times infinity. It fucks me up so bad oh my god I love ketamine.

[jack @xboxbingw]

I’m pro sitting while peeing

[☆*:.｡. olivia .｡.:*☆ @sourpatch0slut]

If I’m Irish why aren’t good things happening to me today 🤨

[clintoris @clintoris]

Good morning which male behavior are we deeming to be gay today

[jack @xboxbingw]

@DMbuttstuff @pooeater38 It is , can confirm.

[Burlington Throat Factory @01Eden08]

@capybaroness I got the vaccine last year and cannot stop jacking off

[Uncle Gabe @GabeBiwit10]

I’d rather spend 3 hours and 12 minutes scrubbing my balls in the shower then watch the new avatar.

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

i just took 4 gas station dick pills and i'm gonna make it everyone's problem

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

please stop vaping just smoke cigarettes I’m begging u

[Jeremy Gordon @jeremypgordon]

Decided to stay in a Holiday Inn instead of an Airbnb for an overnight trip and strongly feel, one hour after check-in, that there has never been a more luxurious experience in all of human history

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

Between these two is the entire scope of human knowledge

[wint @dril]

r/paranormal: i breahted in too much onion while cutting onions and passed out & hit my head on the counter and woke up with cum in my pants

[jack @xboxbingw]

To whoever heard me sing Last Night by the Stokes at Union Halls karaoke night ,,, I was having too much fun to apologize for my horrible voice

[jack @xboxbingw]

@t_reester Yea I need 1 more Friday ticket

[jack @xboxbingw]

@t_reester I’ll take it rn

[jack @xboxbingw]

Anyone have an extra Friday ticket for Boiler Room Philly for sale !?!?

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

cigarette breaks are the only time people take five minutes to ONLY focus on breathing. nicotine addiction is a meditative practice actually

[Saba Karim @sabakarimm]

Bring back HBO’s Silicon Valley