people will look you dead in the eye and say there’s no chemistry between them like it’s normal to hallucinate your coworker comforting you when you’re on the brink of death
Eldest daughters when they don't achieve their goals: I'm a failure and embarrassment to my family and don't deserve happiness
Eldest daughters when they finally achieve their goals: ok
"ao3 needs an algorithm", "ao3 writers need to get pay for their fics" NO! Ao3 needs a night version with dark background and dark letters so i can read fanfiction at 23:49 without hurting my eyes
"when you can tell the smut was written by a virgin" shut UP those 12 year olds with traumatic childhoods that dont properly speak english are the founding fathers of fanfiction