signs he's a real sub and not just kink-obsessed:
- he doesn't rush access to you
- he can serve without making it sexual
- he cares about your comfort, not just his arousal
- he understands you're not a fetish dispenser
the worst subs, ranked from 10–1 (10 being the worst) because i feel like it.
10. bm subs
always the brokest. always the neediest. couldn’t pay me enough to fuck up my algorithm.
9. sissies
also somehow always broke, self-centered, overzealous & annoying as hell. lifestyle sissies? different story. the pretenders? NO.
8. “what do i get?” subs
a headache, apparently. if every send comes with an expectation of equal-value goods and services, you’ve completely missed the plot.
7. attention-payment-plan subs
sends $10 and somehow expects 72 consecutive business hours of my undivided attention.
6. brat-with-no-budget subs
being irritating is not a contribution. you cannot brat your way into being interesting enough for me to entertain for free.
5. professional lurkers
been watching for 8 months. knows my entire lore. sees every post within 45 seconds. still hasn’t figured out the part where he actually contributes.
4. “i used to have a domme” subs
okay??? go tell her then. why am i getting a documentary about another woman while you’re trying to impress me?
3. boundary negotiators
every clearly stated rule becomes the opening offer in a negotiation they somehow think they’re qualified to participate in.
2. fantasy whales
talks like he’s prepared to drop $10k and change my life. suddenly discovers unprecedented banking complications when $50 enters the conversation.
1. “i’m different” subs
the moment those words leave your mouth, i know with near absolute certainty that you are about to be exactly like every other man who has ever said them.
I don't need to manage my subs to send, they just do.
If you're expecting me to "make you send" or "provoke you", you're in the wrong place and you definitely don't know shit about findom.