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i tweet three times per calendar yr

[𝑨𝒚𝒊𝒌𝒊✯ @BhadRx]

Nobody talks about how long you can walk if you are lowkey mentally Insane.

[😝🤚✨👍😤🚫 @xconneticut]

i need to run away to rural qc and reinvent myself for a bit if thats ok

[🇵🇸 تنوير @TanveerJeewa]

I knew I was born to be a lawyer because I’ve always believed that it depends

[😝🤚✨👍😤🚫 @xconneticut]

and matter of fact fuck the city of calgary alberta

[😝🤚✨👍😤🚫 @xconneticut]

you walked into a haunted house. and got ANGRY at the GHOSTS. we were fine WITHOUT YOU baby!!!!!!!!

[😝🤚✨👍😤🚫 @xconneticut]

you said you got a guilty conscience! but i ain’t ever seen it! and i’m WELL-PREPARED. to never meet it!

[😝🤚✨👍😤🚫 @xconneticut]

it ain’t OUR fault. that you aren’t suddenly! somebody else! cuz you worked on YOURSELF. got a DOG.

[😝🤚✨👍😤🚫 @xconneticut]

and the really awesome thing about haircut by noah kahan is every time i listen to it i genuinely feel like i’m tweaking

[😝🤚✨👍😤🚫 @xconneticut]

bob dylan mentioned raaaa🦅🦅🦅🦅💯💯

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

However, we'll start with suits because they tell us something.

It's true suits were more popular in the past, partly because people were more willing to accept discomfort (whether through volition or social pressure). Now people demand 100% comfort, 100% of the time.

[bia ⭐️ @forstardst]

does your stupid fucking husband know???????????

[aja‼️ @b1ondeath]

*bob dylan singing Song to Woody to woody guthrie in the hospital*
edward norton pete seeger:

[aja‼️ @b1ondeath]

every bob dylan song is just like What if there was a guy. What if there was a lady. Here’s some more bullshit,

[😝🤚✨👍😤🚫 @xconneticut]

if i could eat one food for the rest of my life. cabbage sautéed with ginger and garlic and its not even close

[😝🤚✨👍😤🚫 @xconneticut]

leaving on a jet plane best song ever in the world and im not even joking

[Chancellor! @cds_art_]

Been a while since I've painted a messy kitchen

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Hey just wanted to say your wedding was a lot of fun! Tell your brother he danced so lithely I thought him an eel.

[notcoolbanana @notcoolbanana]

my lesbian redbull collection because i am a lesbian and i love redbull