Mannath Andreev

Hipster-friendly tv maven Internet expert # Lifelong thinker , Certified beer nerd -

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Everything may be borne except good fortune. - Italian Proverb

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Marcus Tullius Cicero~ Friendship improves happiness and abates misery by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.

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Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!

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Samuel Johnson~ The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.

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Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. -Reggie Leach

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Baltasar Gracian~ It is impossible to live without brains either ones own or borrowed.

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Switch watch, wrist watch.

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Claude Levi-Strauss~ The scientist is not a person who gives the right answers hes one who asks the right questions.

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If a cat is a flabby tabby, then what is a very small cat? An itty bitty kitty.

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Cat Philosophy - Play and sleep in cardboard boxes.

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Monster: Doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. I'm a dentist.

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Bruce Lee~ A good teacher protects his pupils from his own influence.

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those are the breaks ( dems da breaks).

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb? None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

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Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months? A. Because on the box it said: For 2-4 years.

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Kahlil Gibran~ I prefer to be a dreamer among the humblest with visions to be realized than lord among those without dreams and desires.

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those are the breaks ( dems da breaks).

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The man of sense does not hang up his knowledge. - Portuguese Proverb

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People in power need the power of prayer.

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George Bernard Shaw~ There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your hearts desire. The other is to get it.