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[alex @xelacent]

@katiespaz I miss you more 😢

[danica 👽 @zoneoftaz]

The feeling of ordering whole milk at a coffee shop is what I imagine men are talking about when they say they have to apologize for being white, straight, and cis

[alex @xelacent]

@katiespaz Okay booking a plane ticket rn

[Katie Kahl @katiespaz]

Gonna start living like my Sims. Start the day with a séance then tens to my garden and chickens

[alex @xelacent]

@imbethmccoll I was too advanced for my time

[alex @xelacent]

@GOWVU96 @ash_in_wv You can’t fault people for being uneducated, especially in areas where it’s hard to travel. Kind people aren’t born into specific demographics and not into others. I know plenty of people in these areas who good, and plenty in others who are not.

[alex @xelacent]

@pissboymcgee A gigantic bag of rice, in one of the nice rice bags that can be used later :)

[alex @xelacent]

Try to keep us Apple Music users in your thoughts as we move into Spotify Wrapped season

[alex @xelacent]

After seeing the Tears of the Kingdom trailer I feel a little less mad that they rereleased Skyward Sword last year

[born dead 💀 @_future_ghost]

Lord I see what you have done for others

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

He's a 10 but he bankrupted a city after running for mayor when he was 18

[alex @xelacent]

I’ve been on the edge of my seat all day waiting for Katie to get home to see her birthday presents, I’m genuinely not sure who is having a better time

[alex @xelacent]

Entering my 15% effort era

[Katie Kahl @katiespaz]

I need an adult

[alex @xelacent]

Currently on “throw out expired milk” on my third rotation without actually having any cereal yet, what about you guys

[chel✨🎃 @chel_faust]

The Sword that Seals the Darkness🗡️✨