ouroboros of cum

fat and in jeans

[Libriscent @libriscent]

You guys ever think about how there's random people out there who have a story about the weirdest person they've ever encountered and it's you

[joshstrap @joshstrap13]

truck stops make me horny in a way that feels ancient and ancestral, like the instincts of a homosexual hunter gatherer

[sean (🟦himeya.art)🇰🇷🇲🇽 @Haurmeya]

shrek’s kids look like they’d roofie a sorority girl at ohio state

[Wilhelmina B. Packard @holywowww]

Tubi jockstrap secured 🫡

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

dropped out of high school, went to jail for selling drugs and is now having a facebook-esque public divorce. he has completed the wigger hat trick

[Pawniard @actualalarmcloc]

Liveleak in the pokemon world would go insane. Chinese factory voltorb explosion, man gets eaten by 30-50 feral mamoswine. Its rotomphone reels dawg its lit

[𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚝.𓆝 @mothmush]

I love the people who keep their venmo exchanges public and get weird with it

[🅴 @QUEERAUSAHAAN]

How gay people mind works in deciding to make a sentence and completely unrelated reaction pic and yet make sense needs to be studied 😭

[mads @m4dder4ll]

One day you turn 29 and the top drawer of your nightstand contains a 140 count tums container, a knife, vibrators, and a gabapentin prescription

[Stella @StellaaSports]

Whoever was the first nigga to edit another nigga face with X when people die truly didn’t know what he started because this been going on for years now😭😭😭😭😭

[ty @castcredits]

Todd Haynes’s ‘Velvet Goldmine’ (1998)

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

"my parents wouldn't let me watch SpongeBob and I turned out fine" a caged bird thinks flying is an illness

[slommy @sammichluvrrr]

sniff my pits and call me faggοt

[john v. variety ❤️.U.∞ OUT NOW @johnvvariety]

Least cool rockstar drug addiction of all time has to be Eminem. Dude made like 4 albums about being addicted to ambien. What were you chasing bro? Nap time? Did you nearly OD on naps?

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

this Sears bag has been in my family for 30 years

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

and people don’t think astrology is real lol

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

the cuica (that ���whoop” sound) on this song has to be the most tasteful usage of the instrument outside of brazil in history

[Remnants of the Past @remnantsofpast]

Behind the scenes of Casino, 1995

[. @LAHXLLUClNATlON]

the way he instantly dropped the gay shit when it wasn't selling anymore😭