timothee chalamydia

[Poker Perry @PokerPerry1]

people say cocaine is addictive but i’ve turned down cocaine multiple times. i don’t think i’ve ever turned down a chocolate chip cookie. something to think about.

[Miel TFCON ORLANDO BOUND ✈️ @sailrstarscream]

Half of Naruto shippuden is just the other characters saying this word for word directly to Naruto and him not giving af

[Alejandra MA. @heyyosoyale]

Pinche planeta aburrido, sin dragones, ni elfos, magos ni nada, puro pndejo

[Pecs of the Day 🍉 @pecsOTD]

Pecs of the day is Guzran from Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave!

[DAILY OBJECT @dailyobject_]

DAILY OBJECT 1459:

BAKUGAN

[The Game Awards @thegameawards]

15 years ago today - The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim launched on 11.11.11

[Joe Schoen Szn🗽(Giants Fc Back?) @ch518906]

Your ass getting uninstalled

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Even as a child, I couldn't bear the hypocrisy

[Ari ✨🏳️‍🌈 @hydrattan]

(laughing, wiping tears from eyes) He really does...

[Sponge ! @SussedSponge]

"no one is coming to save you" this isn't true. sponge bob will save you. he is kind and patient with love and burger

[naomi @purewrlds]

Being a dc fan

[camis @camishrtnc]

eu assim vendo meu GTA VI instalado

[Ursen @Ursen_]

Now that the country is in a blue wave can we execute every driver that uses LED headlights

[xan @lilxan1k]

spongebob squarepants if you can hear me please help me

[lotus @danymeria]

i cannot stop thinking about this tweet it's just SO accurate

[Shasti @sh44sti]

they are parrying and riposting me at work tomorrow they are grossly disregarding my poise and stance breaking me they are getting a crit off on me at my historical lowest