TheXennialConservative

Analog childhood, digital adulthood - the Xennial perspective on life and American politics. Born in 1984. I don't want to live in it.

[TheXennialConservative @XenConservative]

"Xennial" is a micro-generation term used to describe people born between 1977 and 1984. They are often considered a "bridge" between Generation X and Millennials. Xennials are tech-savvy, pragmatic, and optimistic.

[TheXennialConservative @XenConservative]

@Cernovich I would pay a lot extra to be able to block users from 3rd world sh*tholes.

[Walter Kirn @walterkirn]

Moving from votes to "ballots" resembles in some ways moving from the gold standard to fiat currency. The ballot becomes more of an object in itself than a receipt for an underlying thing that's intrinsically valuable. A free-floating abstraction in an increasingly abstract game.

[Walter Kirn @walterkirn]

You know how laugh tracks are used to make lame jokes seem like they brought down the house? And how they make laugh tracks sound realistic by turning them down then up a bit then way WAY up?

That's what these simulated elections are like.

They're laugh-track elections.

[TheXennialConservative @XenConservative]

@Cernovich Then, the courts which are stacked in women’s favor will help her take your kids (if you’re lucky, you’ll see them part time). She’ll use the freedom provided by child support money to not work, & spend her time poisoning the kids against their father. Maybe trans’ing them too.

[TheXennialConservative @XenConservative]

@Cernovich This is the mindset of women, not men. The mindset of men is that women as a whole have been utterly corrupted - so there’s a vanishingly slim chance of finding a loyal, unbrainwashed partner. Then, even if you do, the same brainwashing convinces her to leave you and take half.

[TheXennialConservative @XenConservative]

@NeuralAA Thanks, so players with higher SG will lead to a higher win total?

[TheXennialConservative @XenConservative]

I’m officially retiring from the 82-0 game. Behold the most perfect NBA team anyone will ever achieve on that site.

[TheXennialConservative @XenConservative]

@EightyTwoAndO

[TheXennialConservative @XenConservative]

I just played the 82-0 NBA simulation game (105) times and tracked the results.

Avg. # of wins = 69.8.

- (4) sims of (82-0)
- (0) sims of (82-0) w/out Wilt at Center
- (5) sub-60 win sims
- (23) sims of 75+ wins
- (1) nearly perfect bell curve

@82and0dotcom @SInow @Hali

[TheXennialConservative @XenConservative]

@dabearsblog Gracen Halton

[TheXennialConservative @XenConservative]

Your draft picks if I were the @ChicagoBears GM. Wheeled and dealed this utter masterpiece on the consensus setting. @jacobinfante24 @PFSN365 @HGrahamNFL @davebftv (PS - Treydan Stukes is gonna be a safety)

[TheXennialConservative @XenConservative]

@orsonscottcard @thomas_garrard I've been re-reading Ender's Game about once a year for probably 15 years now. It's an utter masterpiece. Blows my mind that it isn't solidified in everyone's pantheon of top 3-5 sci-fi books ever written.

[TheXennialConservative @XenConservative]

What’s more infuriating than going to Walgreens for the random once every couple years prescription you need to fill and waiting in line for 25 minutes while looking at 6 employees working and only 1 at the register, and every person in front of you slowly asks 15,000 questions?

[TheXennialConservative @XenConservative]

I imagine this is what the Salem witch trials looked like.

[@amuse @amuse]

ICE WATCH: An individual having a meal at a Minnesota Mexican restaurant (first mistake) was identified by ICE Watch observers who sent out an emergency Signal
alert to activists to attack the suspected ICE agent, police refused to intervene.

[TheXennialConservative @XenConservative]

@NFL_DovKleiman Nobody cares. DEI is over.

[TheXennialConservative @XenConservative]

@aravosis She harassed and followed agents then freaked out and started blowing red lights and stop signs trying to get away from them when they went to pull her over. This happens to everyone who flees arrest. You people are so brainwashed.

[TheXennialConservative @XenConservative]

@reddit_lies He’s conservative and pro-ICE but wants to save his marriage so his only option is to pretend he doesn’t follow politics.

[TheXennialConservative @XenConservative]

@TRHLofficial @OwenShroyer1776 Where are we supposed to invest to preserve our wealth from these monsters? Even someone equally diversified across metals, stocks, crypto and cash got absolutely crushed today in every sector. And if you go all cash, it will just lose buying power year by year. Frustrating.

[TheXennialConservative @XenConservative]

@GBraggsJr23 Please keep beating this drum - the NFL has to correct this. HAS to. Those (2) 3rd round picks are the sort of thing that could be the difference between winning a Super Bowl in this window or not.