Xeni

You always have time for the things you put first 💫

[Xeni @xenielshaw]

Used to love Christmas. This year I’m just glad I’m working. #notthemostwonderfultime

[Xeni @xenielshaw]

Never ever thought I’d be receiving a “you’ve been on the treadmill a while, must have done some distance” comment at the gym... 🏃🏻‍♀️

[Xeni @xenielshaw]

Happiness is such an undervalued emotion

[Xeni @xenielshaw]

Wish there was an off switch for emotions. Don’t need the unexpected rush of tears every few hours (minutes) when I’m trying to work 😶

[Xeni @xenielshaw]

Hard work and dedication seems to get you nowhere. Everything in life is chance and circumstance. And it's shit.

[Xeni @xenielshaw]

Never felt so lost and not myself 😣☔️

[Xeni @xenielshaw]

Is there anything more British than Attenborough discussing trees with the Queen? #love

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

Sad to hear about Stephen Hawking. What a remarkable life. His contributions to science will be used as long as there are scientists, and there are many more scientists because of him. He spoke about the value and fragility of human life and civilisation and greatly enhanced both

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

His passing has left an intellectual vacuum in his wake. But it's not empty. Think of it as a kind of vacuum energy permeating the fabric of spacetime that defies measure. Stephen Hawking, RIP 1942-2018.

[Xeni @xenielshaw]

Can't believe I've just seen about the Lacoste save our species limited edition polo tops, obvs all sold out and now selling for nearing a grand on eBay 😧

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"So sorry" - Actually sorry

"Sorry about that" - Not really sorry

"Sorry you feel that way" - Not sorry at all

"Sorry, but...” - Apologise to me

[Xeni @xenielshaw]

Theres petite, tall, plus size, shape wear yet nothing to fit athletic figures. All I want is a pair of skinny jeans & fitted trousers that accommodate calf muscles in a size 10

[Xeni @xenielshaw]

Sign your getting old when your knees hurt after a night out 🙁

[Xeni @xenielshaw]

Just an example of how my days been...Gone to make a cuppa at work and tried to throw the teabag in the bin and it landed down my boot 🙃

[Xeni @xenielshaw]

What the fucks wrong with a happy ever after?! #OurGirl

[Xeni @xenielshaw]

Was so excited to catch up on our girl but no... BBC you've ruined my November and we're only 30 minutes into the month #OurGirl #wtf 😭😭😭

[dave lackie @davelackie]

Excited to be giving away Rouge Dior in 999 Metallic & 426 Sensual Matte! To enter follow @davelackie & RT

[Xeni @xenielshaw]

@ShanLouise01 ☹️☹️☹️

[Xeni @xenielshaw]

Literally hate my job. pounding headache,never get a chance for a break and had to park on a side road to walk there at midnight on my own👍🏼

[Xeni @xenielshaw]

Can't even explain how I feel about tomorrow's exam 🙏🏼🤢😶