Robert L. Pena

I know no king but the King in the North, whose name is Stark.

[Robert L. Pena @xfan70]

How I've been feeling, a lot, lately. "The Bottom" - @devourtheday

https://t.co/SG6kxWHX2i

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...crap, I lost my hour.

Did anyone see where I put it??

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To the folks at the table next to me,

Idk what that dude is selling...but you shouldn't buy it.

[Robert L. Pena @xfan70]

@ArtButSports remains undefeated

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@gumbo_skriimp the beauty/intrigue of/story behind the painting is that they’re *not* touching, which is the opposite of what’s controversial from the curling match

[Robert L. Pena @xfan70]

Management: "Everyone must return to the office, there's no substitute for the in-person collaboration."

The In-Person Collaboration: Some randos from the other side of the building are in your section talking about their kid being stuck in middle management.

I just...what the

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Oh snap, curling is back on schedule

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Thanks for all the help @ATT

[Robert L. Pena @xfan70]

Cable Company: "Your Service Tech will arrive between 8 and 10AM"

Cable Tech, at 10:15AM : "I'm barely leaving and it'll be 45 minutes until I get there."

🤦Fuhhhhh these companies all suck

[Robert L. Pena @xfan70]

We didn't know it, but this particular version of the Pig is a tribute to @Technothepig. We had a lot of young kids coming up to us saying "Technoblade Never Dies!"

Hope this brings some good feels.

[Robert L. Pena @xfan70]

Happy Halloween! My kid's imagination is only exceeded by his mom's ability to bring it to life.

@HEB (H-E-Buddy) + @Minecraft

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When all of the T-ball parents get super agro over a "new rule they never heard of," but then you check the rulebook and it turns out it's been there all year, it's just that none of the parents or coaches bothered to pay attention and we finally got an umpire who enforced it...

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I feel like I'm one of the few engineers in my org that prioritizes writing, but...I also write at a GRRM Speed, so I'm not really the best example for my co-workers to follow.

🤦

[Robert L. Pena @xfan70]

When you've got what it takes to be extra...you should be extra.

[Matt Parker @standupmaths]

I had to print 8,000 flyers. I know how generate print files using python. This felt unavoidable.

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Damn...RIP Ozzy

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@lorenzo4saenz The headline said "this" was a new, popular hangover cure. Had to scroll 2/3rds of the way down to find out it was a brisket grilled cheese sandwich.

Like...cmon, journalism

[Robert L. Pena @xfan70]

[Headline to reel in the audience]
[250 words of filler no one is truly reading]
[10-15 words to reintroduce the headlining question]
[5-10 word answer we wanted]
[100 words that either have good detail or are completely meanings, either way we're barely looking]

#journalism

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Didn't see a whole lot of advertising or... anything, really, for Shadow Force and it's a damn shame.

It was an action movie with some real HEART. So glad to be able to see it.

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Hoping Pope Leo is good enough that I don't have to regret how much I'm really enjoying all of these Pope Memes.

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... Pretty sure this is why we can't have nice things, but I also would give it a golf clap

[Popeyes @Popeyes]

pope yes

[Robert L. Pena @xfan70]

:( RIP Charl

Sending all the love and good thoughts!

[Smooth McGroove @SmoothMcGroove]

Charl passed away today after a three and a half month battle with an intense chest infection, most likely caused by a tumor. Charl was my best little buddy for over 14 years. I'll miss that little guy...he was a one-of-a-kind cat, and loved 'til the end

[Robert L. Pena @xfan70]

Timeline getting cluttered with conservative garbage... 😒