felonies.sol

420 x 69

[lazo🇲🇽 @duperace]

when mexico scores and i celebrate but then i remember it was against our korean brothers

[brady @zipoffs]

dropping my old car battery off in front of an autozone in the middle of the night like a baby at the fire station

[felonies.sol @xfelonies]

@Cyberhorsey @rasmr_eth Any askers?

[Mr.K @Realsociedad10m]

W杯でアメリカ行かれる方へ
宿泊先のホテル近くに Texas Roadhouse があったら即GO‼チェーン系のレストランですけどコスパ最強のステーキが食べられます。 特に Ribeye が最高

[Seth @Notbullnorbear]

Happy Friday

[felonies.sol @xfelonies]

Look what they took from us

[Nadia @cozyvirgo]

Gonna lay out my Mexico shirt before the first World Cup game like it’s the first day of school

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[felonies.sol @xfelonies]

@CitronResearch

[felonies.sol @xfelonies]

@michaeljburry

[mikal bridges' jorts @waystarroyhoe]

“add side of fries for $7” like pls jump in the deep fryer

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[s44nti @s44nti]

“encontré tu cuenta de twitter”

[felonies.sol @xfelonies]

@yzyupdates

[Ryan Cohen @ryancohen]

I’m selling stuff on eBay to pay for eBay

https://t.co/REaITX9iXr

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

inside you there are two wolves. one is cash and one is stock

[i like food @messedupfoods]

in honor of cinco de mayo, let's revisit eazy-e wearing a hat under his sombrero