Foxosaurus Rex 🦖👑 | meg fox

*if my mind's the weapon, my 💜s the extra clip* gravity defier | mercenary chef/trainer | CF-L2 - PN1 - SAG-AFTRA | bliss seeker | wanderer | 🌈🐱💕🐱🛁

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skinny girls: serious question. where are you guys all storing your organs these days? are they in your purse? i’m so confused. make it make sense.

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another night w/ a low circling helicopter over allston, ma. this “usually” happens when there’s a stabbing, shooting or when some guy takes his mom’s head off w/ a machete then goes rogue bc being tased 3x doesn’t put him down. what, pray tell, might it be this time? 🙄🚁

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lol @cityofboston setting massive snap traps rn in the rat colony outside my window. what in the bringing a plastic spork to a gun fight— r u guys, like, ok? one of the guys damn near lost an arm in one a second ago. 🤣 #teamrat. #vivalasrats.

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just had such a lovely exchange w/ an @amazon driver in allston. (MA plate: AMTRAC) who saw me dash back to my car to move to a much closer opening spot to carry my AC in from. he held traffic for me then beeped & cheered me on. this man is a treasure. please be good to him. 🥹🫶🏻

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i’ve worked professionally in pastry for the last 20 yrs, & the one thing that i’ve come to know as universal truth is that, nothing, & i mean NOTHING lights up almost any grown ass adult’s eyes quite like a perfectly made, warm chocolate chip cookie after dinner. NOTHING. 🥰🍪

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shoutout to the @CityOfBoston for that whole allston #rat mass execution thing earlier this week. sh*t job guys. now we have an infestation of flies from the rotting bodies. any disease that was once on the ground has gone airborne. don’t kill if you can’t properly clean up! 😡🤢

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@MassRMV watertown, around 4 pm.

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anybody have any tips on getting in to renew a DL during all of this realID madness? i've been logging on for the last SIX weeks trying to get ANY appointment ANYwhere and there are NONE available and now my godd*mn ID has expired and i STILL can't get one... @massRMV HELP!

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@MassRMV HOW is this is ok. 5 MONTHS trying to renew a drivers license. FIVE! MONTHS! and by the end of it OVER 2 without valid identification and now lost work on top of that. fantastic. 😡😡😡

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@MassRMV speaking of angry ppl, we all could have done w/o that security guy yelling multiple f-bombs like a sleazy night club bouncer at a woman who was upset. ("get the F*** out!”) she wasn’t a threat & was already leaving. regardless, DEF really unprofessional. (🧵3/3) #reallD #MARMV

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@MassRMV did i say june? LOfreakingL. JUST KIDDING. CHECKED AGAIN AND THE APPOINTMENT ISN’T UNTIL JULY. JULYYYY. what was that part about “the next several days”?! 😡 meanwhile ppl who aren’t even traveling and whose IDs aren’t expiring anytime soon are jamming up all the appointments.

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but also, thx, @petco. 🙏🏼💕 it was nice while it lasted & very appreciated. i wish we could afford to stay exclusive w/ you going forward.

& bless CEO joel. we hope this gets him his full $1.3m annual salary & 150% bonus plus equity. truly a man of the ppl. 🥰 (literally #woof.)

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while we’re on the subject of the beginning of the end of the world as we know it… @petco isn’t price matching other retailers anymore. surely a sign of the coming apocalypse. but what will the four horsemen feed their steeds now that we all have to shop elsewhere?🐴🐴🐴🐴

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HORRAY! 🥳 a 60-day extension to renew my license (THERE HAVE BEEN NO AVAILABLE APPTMTS SINCE MARCH.)

soo like, i can legally drive a car again but i guess i’m SOL on verifying ID for a much needed job on thursday… 🤣

felt cute. might starve to death before having valid ID. 💁🏼‍♀️

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@Photoman02122 unfortunately that’s where i just left. 😣

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JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE WHO ARE HERE ILLEGALLY HAVE MORE OPTIONS FOR VERIFICATION DOCS AND CAN APPLY FOR ONE OF THESE EASIER!!! ITS LIKE A FOUR YEAR OLD ORCHESTRATED THIS WHOLE THING. 🤣🤣🤣 maybe DOGE should fire them instead. seriously. FU whoever you all are. YOU HAD ONE JOB.

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SOOOOOO i guess the f*king birth certificate i’ve used since 1999 to verify my identity (you know, the one i used to get my italian visa in 2004 and my passport in 2001 in addition to LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE) isn’t good enough for a MA realID? this sh*t is f*king absurd. 😡

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oh but don’t worry. i was just able to order a new one online using just my car regand a social security card. 🤣 am i the only one who sees how absolutely INANE this all is on the govt’s part?! seriously FU Massachusetts. my mom had no problems w/ the same exact certif in CT!