Future Me

I come from the future to save humanity.

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@Skarrow9 Congrats on the reminder that you have literally wasted your life doing nothing.

[XBOX @XBOX]

@DestinyTheGame Once a Guardian, always a Guardian 💚

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@LanzaGB Congrats on the body dysmorphic disorder!

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@DomClare Couldn't happen to a nicer person.

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@Michele_Tafoya Where does this "billions of dollars" figure the MAGAts keep throwing around come from?

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@tomemmer Stop making up this "billions of dollars" figure. It's not based in reality. You are lying.

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@Gothalion The OGs

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@ChadHartmanShow They ain't booing the national anthem.

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@MacticsG1

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@joethomas73 @realDonaldTrump @SecretarRollins How about the fact that Trump cancelled programs that would protect the beef industry from screwworm. Bet you didn't talk about that. Fascist.

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@TurfGuyz Fire yourself into the sun.

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@OmenPure @N7_Bluerose @ChefAdamBowers @Destiny2Team You didn't have to play all seasons, just every annual release.

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@beastm0der No one cares about your tiny epeen.

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@sha256protocol @MarathonDevTeam Welcome to Bungie patching. Get in early, exploit, or get left behind.

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@GCXEvent @LUCKYY10P This is like an anti-promo. Fuck this deadbeat.

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@dandakich Somali flag and billions in fraud are two lies your side keeps parroting. Your voice won't be missed.

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@mnwild So many snowflakes offended by pride month. Don't y'all got more to worry about?

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@Michele_Tafoya Which is why you lost.

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@Gladd You're a gross dude living in a gross house who will fade into ambiguity and die alone. It's sad you could not fill that hole in your life.

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@Aztecross @Gladd KEEP THE TORCHES LIT.