Christopher "Chris / XHRIS" Fitzgerald

Certified & Certificated Paralegal, CRP™ (NFPA / IPA)
Songwriter BMI and part-time producer.
All tweets are my own opinions/ideas.

[Christopher "Chris / XHRIS" Fitzgerald @xhrisfitz]

@FedEx @FedExHelp this isn't acceptable! My @ring captured driver tossing my @Chewy package onto my steps instead of walking over. Package was my grieving dog's #medication. Called customer service - no help at all. #FedEx #Chewy #Package #Delivery #CustomerService #RingCamera

[Christopher "Chris / XHRIS" Fitzgerald @xhrisfitz]

@FedExHelp So you care now once it is #caughtoncamera and #postedonline ?

[Christopher "Chris / XHRIS" Fitzgerald @xhrisfitz]

@FedEx @FedExHelp this isn't acceptable! My @ring captured driver tossing my @Chewy package onto my steps instead of walking over. Package was my grieving dog's #medication. Called customer service - no help at all. #FedEx #Chewy #Package #Delivery #CustomerService #RingCamera

[Christopher "Chris / XHRIS" Fitzgerald @xhrisfitz]

@FedEx @FedExHelp this isn't acceptable! My @ring captured driver tossing my @Chewy package onto my steps instead of walking over. Package was my grieving dog's #medication. Called customer service - no help at all. #FedEx #Chewy #Package #Delivery #CustomerService #RingCamera

[Christopher "Chris / XHRIS" Fitzgerald @xhrisfitz]

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[Christopher "Chris / XHRIS" Fitzgerald @xhrisfitz]

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[Christopher "Chris / XHRIS" Fitzgerald @xhrisfitz]

@Uber @lyft @Uber_Support do all @Uber #uber cars have cameras? because I would love to review that footage! @Uber_Support

[Christopher "Chris / XHRIS" Fitzgerald @xhrisfitz]

so my 65-year-old mother didn't know her #uber
@Uber password (I didn't even know this existed since i take #lyft @lyft ), and yesterday night she needed a ride 1 mile from work to home and was kicked out of her uber ... now im a pissed off litigation paralegal @Uber_Support

[Christopher "Chris / XHRIS" Fitzgerald @xhrisfitz]

@Uber @lyft @Uber_Support do all @Uber #uber cars have cameras? because I would love to review that footage! @Uber_Support

[Christopher "Chris / XHRIS" Fitzgerald @xhrisfitz]

so my 65-year-old mother didn't know her #uber
@Uber password (I didn't even know this existed since i take #lyft @lyft ), and yesterday night she needed a ride 1 mile from work to home and was kicked out of her uber ... now im a pissed off litigation paralegal @Uber_Support

[Christopher "Chris / XHRIS" Fitzgerald @xhrisfitz]

Made with Bing Image Creator. Try it yourself and unleash your vision. https://t.co/MQe5zoLAlB #bingvideocreator #sweepstakes.

[Christopher "Chris / XHRIS" Fitzgerald @xhrisfitz]

@DoorDash @DoorDash_Help 20 minutes for a DashPash user still on hold... really? #doordash

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

starting a text with lmao but then also ending the text with lmao and having to decide where the lmao is more serviceable

[Odansi the Engine @dnxn_0]

Me after one Zoom call and sending one email today

[Hurt Cobain 🧛‍♀️ @RenyXO]

I wish I could quit my job so I can focus on my true passion which is sleeping

[Christopher "Chris / XHRIS" Fitzgerald @xhrisfitz]

@OpenAI
when is the canvas tool going to be up and running #plusmember #subscriber #ChatGPT #ai

[Ryan Menezes @MenezesCracked]

When Luke Perry died, Shannen Doherty came on his show to recite the Lord's Prayer. She wasn't a character there before this. It would be the last scene she did for a TV show

Rare for TV characters to respond to a death with prayer, compared with how often people do in real life

[Christopher "Chris / XHRIS" Fitzgerald @xhrisfitz]

@dizzy_1841 I was just (5 min ago) watching this for the first time and I was googling for bloopers relating to this and came across this post. Bothers me too! I even had to turn on subtitles to see the spelling, and it was "Lizzy."

[Christopher "Chris / XHRIS" Fitzgerald @xhrisfitz]

#RIP #shannondoherty #beloved #fighter #inspiring #charmed

[Variety @Variety]

Shannen Doherty, known for her roles on the wildly popular series “Beverly Hills, 90210” and on the witchcraft fantasy “Charmed,” has died after being diagnosed with breast cancer in 2015. She was 53.
https://t.co/RbVhQaxYo8

[Christopher "Chris / XHRIS" Fitzgerald @xhrisfitz]

#Simone #Biles #SimoneBiles #queen #GOAT #gymnastics #olympics #paris #paris2024 #trials #olympictrials ##USAGTrials24 https://t.co/ymCjDWY6d1

[Christopher "Chris / XHRIS" Fitzgerald @xhrisfitz]

#HPMADesignCompetition new #outfit #fashion #hogwarts #harrypotter