Jamie Xia

[Jamie Xia @xiazilla]

I'm 1/100% confident this guy would pass the 4th grade math TAKS. Equally confident about the writing test. Who is Cases?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

For the 1/100th time, the reason we show so many Cases, compared to other countries that haven’t done nearly as well as we have, is that our TESTING is much bigger and better. We have tested 40,000,000 people. If we did 20,000,000 instead, Cases would be half, etc. NOT REPORTED!

[jack @jack]

I’m moving $1B of my Square equity (~28% of my wealth) to #startsmall LLC to fund global COVID-19 relief. After we disarm this pandemic, the focus will shift to girl’s health and education, and UBI. It will operate transparently, all flows tracked here: https://t.co/hVkUczDQmz

[Jamie Xia @xiazilla]

What is this runner's high thing I keep hearing about and how do I get it? I think my dealer is selling me some bad stuff.

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Quarantine day 6.

[Jamie Xia @xiazilla]

@firecodeio fyi for level 3 trie problem

[Carli Todd @carlihustle]

What a game.

And if you weren’t there Saturday (my sympathies), this video will sure make you feel like you were. #HookEm

[Jamie Xia @xiazilla]

This hit home. For those wondering why I'm so incredibly proud to see Crazy Rich Asians. Thread:

[Kimmy @kimmythepooh]

You’re 8 years old.
Your 3rd grade class orders chinese food & your father delivers it. You are so excited to see your pops in school. He’s your hero. But apparently other kids don’t think he’s so cool. They laugh at him and mimic his accent. You don’t want to be Chinese anymore.

[Jake Trotter @Jake_Trotter]

Per ESPN Analytics, Vince Young-led Texas the best college football team of the past 20 years https://t.co/5CUkT2g2YC

[Jamie Xia @xiazilla]

Man, I loved watching No Reservations. Always told the story behind the food - people, culture, experience. RIP Anthony Bourdain.

[Jamie Xia @xiazilla]

LeBron = Thanos

[Seth Greenberg @SethOnHoops]

Let’s go @TexasMBB fans. My peeps say you won’t show. I say we make it a party. @WVUhoops was tremendous. Let’s see if you can top it.

[Ed Markey @SenMarkey]

I plan to introduce a Congressional Review Act resolution that would restore the Open Internet Order and reverse the @FCC’s historic mistake of repealing #NetNeutrality. This fight is far from over.

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

This is without question the greatest twitter thread ever https://t.co/XyN4OiipFY

[Justin @jphanned]

ESPN: “His offensive game is raw”

Mo Bamba:

[Stephen Douglas @Stephen_Douglas]

Congratulations to LiAngelo Ball's former roommate on the single room next semester. Bunk the beds. Build a super desk. Live it up, buddy.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Non-hypothetical question: are you insane? https://t.co/BXTNJssIHT

[Jamie Xia @xiazilla]

Just an awful day for Texas Sports

[Jamie Xia @xiazilla]

@dtran15 Dirty Dan. Still got it

[whitney @its_whitney]

jimmy butler falling out of a canoe into one foot of water is better than i could have ever imagined

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

At 6'11" with a 7'9" wingspan and the speed of a guard, Texas' Mohamed Bamba could be basketball’s next unicorn https://t.co/mEaom8RIHz