John Morris Ross IV

Stand Up Comic - Host of “So, tell me about your dad.” Podcast- Perfect Gentleman - Omnichordist - #KLASK Bastard

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The best thing about having a heroin-addict die in your family, is that you don't have to eat you cereal with a fork anymore. #OldJoke

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@bryanyang @ronnychieng I vocalized the same observation to my GF yesterday, but didn’t post it... Because I’m not a fucking racist! :)

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Farts are just your butt’s way of telling jokes.

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CBD: The Devil’s Kale

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BlueChews, but for my resolve against Stockholm syndrome.

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@thisjohnalston @bryanyang Alston has to shit whenever he doesn’t get invited to weddings.

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@bryanyang Love you guys! Thanks for letting me be a part of it.

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If you forcibly shout “Merry Christmas!” out of spite towards others for saying “Happy Holidays,” you’re saying the Lord’s name in vain, placing you in direct violation of the Ten Commandments.

#happyholidays2020

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Anyone else trust turkeys a little less now that Trump pardoned one?

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America’s like, “Listen, be corrupt, just don’t be a racist dick about it.”

#Election2020

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@thisjohnalston Inspiring, truly.

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Anyone else think @PlatinumPerry is moving a little too fast with his new relationship? Just me? Ok.

#mma #SoapOperaForMen #ImRightTho #ufc #JoeRogan

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The only food safe enough to eat immediately after scratching your balls is dill pickles.

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Barbie seems like the kind of girl who would match with you on Tinder, just so you’d follow her Instagram.

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#MikePence has potato salad for brains?

#vpdebatetakes #pencefly

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Dear President Trump, just tell cops that Covid-19 is an unarmed black teen and they’ll shoot it out of you.

#donaldtrumphasCOVID

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Biggest. Funeral. Ever.

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Listen, it’s sad when anybody dies. It’s just that if he dies, I’d be less sad than I would be if anybody else died. #donaldtrumphasCOVID

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#AllPresidentsMatter

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Four more months! Four more months! Four more months!

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@JoeBiden I feel like his Covid response was positive.