katkatkat

𝒲𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒽𝑒𝒸𝓀 𝒶𝓂 𝐼 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒹𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒

[katkatkat @xkarowe]

Ah yes. The linebacker.

[Paki Blinder @s41ah]

Don’t talk to me when i wake up, i need an hour to defrost

[katkatkat @xkarowe]

Fun things to do in quarantine: pressure your boyfriend into telling you which Disney princess he’d bang

[katkatkat @xkarowe]

@Maelicious3 I miss you so friggin much

[katkatkat @xkarowe]

I have no personality just Halloween lights

[katkatkat @xkarowe]

Not me feeling like I got hit by a train because I had a bottle of wine before a red eye 🥴

[katkatkat @xkarowe]

Okay but, does no one understand that I am perfectly content sitting here on Twitter doing nothing???

[The First Black Hokage @MrrRighttNow]

Bring back $5 Chinese food and $600 apartments.

[katkatkat @xkarowe]

@keywilliamss Get a cat and some plants

[Louis Aguirre @LOUISAGUIRRE]

Is there an award for best signage? There should be.

[katkatkat @xkarowe]

Ah yes my favorite game
Am I numb, bored, hard to impress, or all three?

[katkatkat @xkarowe]

@samplics @SUPERNOvA1738 @Kodebeast0526 @memetazaa There is a whole process that courts must go through for someone to be executed. The crime in question is punishable by 20 years prison and a fine. Not immediate execution

[katkatkat @xkarowe]

@Kodebeast0526 @memetazaa Also your sentimental events aren’t required in the constitution sooo

[katkatkat @xkarowe]

@Kodebeast0526 @memetazaa Protests( freedom of speech) happened because cops were using cruel and unusual punishment (8th amendment) so maybe if cops weren’t killing innocent people it wouldn’t be a problem 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[katkatkat @xkarowe]

@AITA_reddit YTA! Treat your children like humans please ✨

[melly mel. @Eleven2x_]

Save the children also means stop bringing random guys around your kids.

[katkatkat @xkarowe]

In other words I’m in stop and go traffic to get on a cross country flight 🥰🥰🥰

[katkatkat @xkarowe]

You ever so stressed that you convince yourself you’re living in a simulation and nothing is real

[tate @50FirstTates]

can’t believe trump tested positive for covid when all he had to do was not get tested and then he simply wouldn’t have it

[katkatkat @xkarowe]

Y’all manifest a new department for me pleaseeee