kelp

sleep deprived can’t you tell

[Billie @Billie_T]

Spanish twitter I will never forget you after this World Cup

[Michael @Socdem_Michael]

He’s doing the meme irl

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

He eliminated USAID, and defunded pediatric cancer research for this.

He cut every worthy program so he could paint super algae-producing reflecting pools & post his name to already-named buildings-

If you think this UFC spectacle didn't cost any tax payer money, you deserve to be publicly tarred & feathered.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Mamdani is the Democrats’ worst nightmare because he’s living proof that they simply aren’t doing their jobs.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Fun Fact: The war in Iran costs us more in one hour than this program costs in a year.

[Alvin Foo @alvinfoo]

This speech will go down as one of the best written and spoken by Jeff Daniel. These words are as important and as relevant today as when he said them.

[Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine]

They gave her a sinking ship and she started patching that mf up

[✨Frieren the Slayer ✨ @TeyTeysoBOUGIE]

Hear me out… this show doesn’t need a live action. AT ALL.

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

The greatest gaming CEO of our times is a non gamer Indian woman

[INVINCIBLE @InvincibleHQ]

Give Sandra her flowers, all the awards, the key to the GDA building, because she DESERVES.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Invincible Season 4 Episode 5

[bears 🧸 @wydbear]

in the 24 years i’ve lived i never knew Mexico sent help for hurricane Katrina, this the first time i even seen pictures

[Tim @trouble_man90]

An OBAMA APPOINTED judge just saved NPR and PBS. That means your vote from 2012 is helping stop corruption and protect free speech FOURTEEN years later. This is why you vote

[S @even_steven8tht]

America is such a fascinating place because this man is providing a service that actually materially benefits people, arguably what the government is designed to do, and you will still see articles upon articles trying to convince you he’s actually doing a bad thing.

[dollylor @hatsune_mitski]

i’m begging tmz to stick to terrorizing politicians instead of celebrities it’s genuinely way more entertaining

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

and this is why education is important because the republican party under donald trump and the republican party under abraham lincoln are two very different things

[misa! @misak1nz]

getting an angel boyfriend as a man hater

[kuri @ikissmantis]

playing like shit as your main

[primadonna @versaceschanel]

the girls from other species are moving differently