Merlissa Lockett

Never felt I had a purpose in life....until my daughter was born 🖤

[Merlissa Lockett @xmadmelx]

@emmerdale From having my heart in my mouth to absolutely sobbing!!!!
What a week 😭💔💔💔

[Merlissa Lockett @xmadmelx]

@emmerdale tonight - phenomenal viewing on a very hard-hitting subject. Incredibly well done. Just WOW 👏🏻
This goes on in many a home so frequently and many die through DV. I really hope this reaches out to those needing help or support 🙏🏻

[Merlissa Lockett @xmadmelx]

Come on @TicketmasterUK Spent nearly 5 hours queuing for @oasis tickets....got in to buy n then got kicked out as "suspected bot". Tried again for the very same thing to happen after 90 min. Absolute joke 😔

[Merlissa Lockett @xmadmelx]

@Matt_Pinner I see a sad tortoise 🐢 😂😂😂

[Merlissa Lockett @xmadmelx]

@mazzypopstar Absolutely love this song still 🎶 My hubby hates it as I played it so much 😂

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Write a story about British summertime in 4 words.

I’ll go first:

Heating on in June.

[Merlissa Lockett @xmadmelx]

🖤✨️🙌🏻

[Noel Clarke @NoelClarke]

Try to never take things personally.

Try to let things go.

Try to let people be.

Your focus should be on you. Your family. Your mental health, your spiritual health and your wellbeing physically and financially.

Watch how much happier you become.

[Merlissa Lockett @xmadmelx]

Absolutely not!!!!!
This should be worldwide law.

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

Did Nigeria go too far? Hmmm

[Merlissa Lockett @xmadmelx]

@TRobinsonNewEra This is heartbreaking 💔

[Merlissa Lockett @xmadmelx]

He be like "WHATT is THAT!?!"
😂😂😂😂

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Michael Jackson's iconic reaction while recording the song "We Are The World."

[Merlissa Lockett @xmadmelx]

FRIGHTENINGLY TRUE!

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Real Estate Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.

I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!!

YOU can help it get there!

[Merlissa Lockett @xmadmelx]

HAPPY MONDAY 😊

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The disabled 500 pound lion and his unlikely Dachshund friends who have been inseparable ever since the lion was a cub.

[Lauren of Light ⚡️ @laurenoflight_]

You work 8 hours to live 4.
You work 6 days to enjoy 1.
You work 8 hours to eat in 15 minutes.
You work 8 hours and sleep 5.
You work all year just to take a week or two vacation.
You work all your life to retire in old age, and contemplate only your last breaths.

Eventually you realize that life is nothing but a parody of yourself practicing your own oblivion.

We have become so accustomed to material and social slavery that we no longer see the chains.

Life is a short journey, live it!
There is no right time; the time is in the here and now.

[Merlissa Lockett @xmadmelx]

@ohmygaaaaaaaah 🥰

[Merlissa Lockett @xmadmelx]

@hashjenni C.....gotta get rid of the boring bits first

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me when i hear my own voice on a video

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Panda ball! 🐼

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

An overgrown light pole in Poland

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The best body art ever!