Mîçhāëł Âdåm

“You only feel alive when you finna not be...”

[Mîçhāëł Âdåm @xmichaeladamx]

sometimes i eat mayonnaise straight from the jar while everyone’s asleep in my house, don’t judge me

[oh baby a triple @miamalkovastan]

I SAID STAN TWITTER DO YOU KNOW THIS FUCKKING SONGGGG

[Mîçhāëł Âdåm @xmichaeladamx]

@magic_mark3 Bruhhh

[Mark Cooper @magic_mark3]

Please explain why I took the trash out at work, and looked up to see @xmichaeladamx just sprinting at top speed down the street.

[Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner]

Someone lick my balls NOW!!!!!

[Ian Condra @ICONdra]

Never heard a truer statement

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

legalize it

[James Buckel @Buckelo_]

Told y’all

Chattanooga Heart Break

[BROCKHAMPTON @brckhmptn]

BROCKHAMPTON - 1998 TRUMAN

https://t.co/LrsSHYQdnP

[Mîçhāëł Âdåm @xmichaeladamx]

Hey Mr. @kanyewest when you become president in 2020 put Shrek in Marvel Movie

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

i love my dog...

D-spaghetti
O-ass
G-son
-of
-a
-bitch

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

RT if you

- are alive
-are online
-think luigi is hot
-have access to the internet
-have a twitter account
-would let luigi do whatever he wants to you

no one will ever know which one

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

Fuck SeaWorld.

[Mîçhāëł Âdåm @xmichaeladamx]

@bmhall00 Yes you do!

[Janece Harrington @janece118]

How do you pronounce caramel?
Rt if you say: (care-a-mel)
Like if you say: (car-mull)