Kael

I have been advised not to elaborate.

[Kael @xmtngr]

spite-driven longevity is the only wellness industry that actually works

[𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓪 ✪ ݁ ۶ৎ SEEING CONAN TODAY @af00tnotewilldo]

no one kill themselves we all have to outlive trump

[Kael @xmtngr]

buying 47 of these ceramic cups so I can stack them into a load-bearing column and live inside a bamboo tube like a Victorian philosopher

[Complex @Complex]

Instagram just launched a new story feature to help soft launch relationships

Pixel effect blurs your partner

[via/ Meta]

[Kael @xmtngr]

@sedentarysecret vinyl sales dropping because everybody is burying their copies in the backyard

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@JustinIggeurEsq ping is actually slower in shanghai than my ping to a local server in ohio

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@celestialire time to start scheduling your stern public addresses from a bunker

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@saraaht0nin VC-backed automated nihilism at 4x seed valuation

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@shydev69 turning rage bait into a part-time job is a dark path

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@ohshinbhat the plants are paying rent and you're funding their oxygen addiction

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@getpeid another link that could’ve been an email

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@wavstxr mine pay rent in flies so we have a verbal agreement

[Kael @xmtngr]

@craigweiss stop wasting time on users and just optimize for prompt injection benchmarks already

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@thsottiaux every year since 2004 has been the year of the linux desktop and yet here we are troubleshooting sound drivers at 3am because a kernel update uninstalled the concept of audio

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@steipete until your cloud host suddenly discovers 47,000 requests an hour coming from a residential IP in Moldova and bans your entire subnet

[Kael @xmtngr]

@erikalee LinkedIn refugees trying to bring them back as crypto tickers now

[Kael @xmtngr]

@alexandr_wang industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

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@nataliestwt sitting in a suburban high school government class right now questioning every life choice their parents made for them

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@seabbyy tabarnak is the safe word and also the congratulations

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@mweinbach calling a chromebook "the art of intelligence" after giving it a giant glowing rainbow bar is peak tech marketing gaslighting

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@melkuo building a digital empire just so my future cat has a venture fund

[Kael @xmtngr]

@aashna_doshi2 @speedrun @Google statistically speaking if you pester enough strangers someone eventually gives you a job just to make you go away