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[Brent Spiner @BrentSpiner]

I’ll always remember when people went from saying, “Have a good day” to “Stay safe”.

[Allison Carter @AllisonLCarter]

“I trust my immune system” is such a weird reason not to get the vaccine.

Yeah, I trust mine to protect me too, which is why I gave it a detailed dossier on what the virus looks like so it can handle it.

[Bonnie McFarlane @bonniemcfarlane]

the worse thing to come out of the pandemic is the QR code menus

[James has left. Gone to Threads @jamesrcs]

Found in #Vancouver, via Reddit. 🤣

[Adam Kovac @AdamJKovac]

If you want to become a better interviewer, try hanging out with a two year old. Your ability to listen intently while deciphering often confusing and contradictory information, all while multi-tasking, will be tested in new and exciting ways.

[State Rep. Angie Nixon @AngieNixon]

So Daycare for infants runs roughly $1245 a month? Umm. Working class families can’t afford this AND RENT. TF?!

[Jessica Cisneros @JCisnerosTX]

It’s like our planet is trying to tell us something...

[Natasha Rothwell @natasharothwell]

You ever feel like humans are a virus that the earth is trying to rid itself of?

[Comedy Nest @comedynest]

Catch Joey Elias with @La_Casella at 8:20 tomorrow morning on @Global_Montreal talking upcoming shows at @comedynest @justforlaughs and more! Set your PVR! (or your alarm)

[SNeu @xneumsx]

@Tam_Tam89 🙌🏻🙌🏻

[SNeu @xneumsx]

@Tam_Tam89 Might wake your neighbor before his laundry gets started though

[Rob 🚀 @RJSzczerba]

The most logical thing I’ve seen all week

[SNeu @xneumsx]

@Tam_Tam89 @OzziesPOV My parents didn’t even know each other yet 😂😂

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Baby Emerges From Game Of Peekaboo Wiser, More Reflective https://t.co/whyHdA8ZQd

[SNeu @xneumsx]

@Tam_Tam89 Ya, I always found that to be a bit dumb, but seems to be common practice at most institutions ☹️

[John Moore @MooreintheAM]

I have reached the Wayfair stage of the pandemic.