francesca nong

*record scratch* yup. that's me. you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

[francesca nong @xoFrancesca]

When my eczema clears up it’s game over for all of you

[francesca nong @xoFrancesca]

Hey, the SpaceX IPO got me thinking about how I didn’t shoot for the MOON during our relationship. I’m trying to buy shares, but I realized I don’t want to SHARE you with anyone else. It may be the biggest IPO ever but I made the biggest mistake ever with how I treated you.

[francesca nong @xoFrancesca]

This is the case for not wearing an Oura ring

[Brandon Luu, MD @BrandonLuuMD]

Literally just having a delusional golden retriever mindset measurably changes outcomes and physiology.

Sleep badly? Convince yourself you're well rested.
Stressful day? Convince yourself it's fuel.
Failed? Convince yourself it's useful data.

[francesca nong @xoFrancesca]

@madelinehpark I have a cute friend!! Would love to set her up

[francesca nong @xoFrancesca]

Which is why I’ve proposed 4 Boyfriends Summer

https://t.co/lRk5rDg7XF

[sam @_ssaammo_o]

My friend in LA has a good roster formula. U need:
- 1 unemployed person
- someone in ur neighborhood
- 2 very employed people who pay for nicer dates
- 1 vanity person u like being seen with

[francesca nong @xoFrancesca]

@Will_McKelvey Their customer service is nonexistent to an evil degree. Old school landlord thought they lost my check, Bilt was unresponsive to my emails trying to figure out a way to remain a check without me getting charged for it twice!

[francesca nong @xoFrancesca]

In France, we don’t say “out of stock”, we celebrate and say “victim of its success”

[francesca nong @xoFrancesca]

Dumbo now stands for Dogpoop Under Manhattan Bridge Overpass

[New York Post @nypost]

NYC's most poop-filled areas revealed - as dog waste complaints hit record highs https://t.co/MMsFDOSMSo

[francesca nong @xoFrancesca]

The hottest thing a man (going to Japan) can say

[francesca nong @xoFrancesca]

This is probably the next episode of Industry if you’re watching this season

[Quantіan @quantian1]

Crazy story: A bank analyst published a report showing Kalshi users lose money even faster than sports gamblers, so Kalshi first tried to pressure the data provider to change their data and then accused them and the analyst of conspiring to extort them when that doesn’t work.

[francesca nong @xoFrancesca]

Brooklyn women are divided into 2 subsets: those who tuck their bangs into their winter beanie, and those who leave the bangs hanging out. Which one do you think I am

[francesca nong @xoFrancesca]

@TheStalwart Sold out!! Can there be a bootleg trivia night across the street for overflow

[francesca nong @xoFrancesca]

Going to Bushwick in a “I’m listening to top 40 pop hits in my AirPods” kind of way

[francesca nong @xoFrancesca]

This but I invite all my exes to a room and they rank themselves

[francesca nong @xoFrancesca]

Me when I’m running a hot bath and need to check the temperature @bleachersmusic

[francesca nong @xoFrancesca]

The "skin absorbs everything" logic that marketers use is wrong. Derms prescribe bleach baths for eczema, but you'd never drink bleach. If the next argument you'd make is "the skin absorbs 60% of everything you put on it", you'd die from showering lol. The skin is a barrier

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

Your skin is your largest organ. It absorbs everything.

Why put things on your skin that you’d never put in your body?

That’s what Wild Roman is all about.

When the realities of manufacturing pushed us toward easier options, we held the line. No shortcuts. No compromises.

[francesca nong @xoFrancesca]

@lylllah @barely_th3re Yesss all us women have been astutely observing this phenomenon https://t.co/Yg0eQieMyT

[francesca nong @xoFrancesca]

@johnloeber Hmm are smashburgers a marketing trick to sell a customer less meat

[francesca nong @xoFrancesca]

No better counter to spend a cold NYC afternoon than this one

[francesca nong @xoFrancesca]

Bill Ackman drafting the longest tweet ever rn

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Find you somebody who looks at you like Donald Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani.

[francesca nong @xoFrancesca]

@ExaltedFoks It makes the Met museum look like a shack!! Absolutely worth the visit and very nice security guard there too.