Hey, the SpaceX IPO got me thinking about how I didn’t shoot for the MOON during our relationship. I’m trying to buy shares, but I realized I don’t want to SHARE you with anyone else. It may be the biggest IPO ever but I made the biggest mistake ever with how I treated you.
My friend in LA has a good roster formula. U need:
- 1 unemployed person
- someone in ur neighborhood
- 2 very employed people who pay for nicer dates
- 1 vanity person u like being seen with
@Will_McKelvey Their customer service is nonexistent to an evil degree. Old school landlord thought they lost my check, Bilt was unresponsive to my emails trying to figure out a way to remain a check without me getting charged for it twice!
Crazy story: A bank analyst published a report showing Kalshi users lose money even faster than sports gamblers, so Kalshi first tried to pressure the data provider to change their data and then accused them and the analyst of conspiring to extort them when that doesn’t work.
Brooklyn women are divided into 2 subsets: those who tuck their bangs into their winter beanie, and those who leave the bangs hanging out. Which one do you think I am
The "skin absorbs everything" logic that marketers use is wrong. Derms prescribe bleach baths for eczema, but you'd never drink bleach. If the next argument you'd make is "the skin absorbs 60% of everything you put on it", you'd die from showering lol. The skin is a barrier
Your skin is your largest organ. It absorbs everything.
Why put things on your skin that you’d never put in your body?
That’s what Wild Roman is all about.
When the realities of manufacturing pushed us toward easier options, we held the line. No shortcuts. No compromises.