3 racoons in a trenchcoat.

it’s all fun and games until your joke journal gets stolen.

[3 racoons in a trenchcoat. @xocheyz_]

😎😎😎

[🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke]

“Women have a hard time submitting to men because it’s hard for Gods to submit to their own creations” altered my brain chemistry a little bit ngl

[Sam 🐅 saw ariana @timelesslvrs]

No one has ever looked better in the history of ever holy fuck

[nyara @nyaraVT]

Replacing the rainbow with something even gayer.. the French

[tom @pricesandvices]

Sad day for people who know the price for scrap metal

[3 racoons in a trenchcoat. @xocheyz_]

it’s spiritual warfare now

[goma @soigomaa]

And no lies were told.

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

computa kill me

[dom @mizzaclizza]

i like twitter bc it doesn’t give u girls he’s slept w in ur suggestions

[3 racoons in a trenchcoat. @xocheyz_]

i just saw a post that said “if they weren’t meant for you and loved you that good, imagine how good the love from the one who’s meant from you is going to be.” and holy fuck i wanna cry.

[3 racoons in a trenchcoat. @xocheyz_]

he’s the one that fucks me up forever. i can already tell.

[m 🧚🏻‍♀️ @spelunky_]

not only did carter hart lose but he also put up the worst goaltending performance in stanley cup finals history, & that’s something that everyone can celebrate!

[ei 🪸 @mc71esbian]

i guess the answer was nothing

[Kristin Raworth 🇨🇦 @KristinRaworth]

I’m shocked to know he doesn’t hear the word no

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@RepNancyMace Ouch.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Trump just tweeted this.

[Blaire Wilson @blairewilsonprj]

“Rapist ass bitch.”

[۟ @islandderss]

Hitting my vape for breakfast then wondering why I feel nauseous

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Man if someone showed a photo of Obama speaking to some evil wizard alien looking mother fuckers you mouth breathers would have blown every vessel in your brain.