King Xavier

I'm flirting with your woman! And she likes it!

[King Xavier @xonassis]

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[King Xavier @xonassis]

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[King Xavier @xonassis]

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[King Xavier @xonassis]

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[King Xavier @xonassis]

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[King Xavier @xonassis]

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[King Xavier @xonassis]

@The_D_Rules Yes, I am! Beats the fuck out of soccer or Royals baseball.

[NASA @NASA]

16 mins & counting until #Orb2 launch... Weather continues to look good. There is a 90% chance of favorable weather at launch at 12:52p ET

[King Xavier @xonassis]

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[King Xavier @xonassis]

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[King Xavier @xonassis]

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[King Xavier @xonassis]

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[King Xavier @xonassis]

@The_D_Rules Amen, brother!

[King Xavier @xonassis]

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[King Xavier @xonassis]

NEWS MEDIA ASSEMBLE! Getting anecdotal information about at shooting at Crystal Lakes outside of Excelsior Springs? Anything on the...

[King Xavier @xonassis]

@average_jane Actually that's a Jimmy Kimmel bit.

[King Xavier @xonassis]

A friend of mine is taking her son out to dinner tonight and she wants to know who has the best margaritas in town. Suggestions?

[io9 @io9]

Here is the first image of Ben Affleck as Batman http://t.co/UlMkXYK1ar

[King Xavier @xonassis]

Need a reco for a small town burger and beer joint around KC on the Missouri side. GO!

[King Xavier @xonassis]

@The_D_Rules You missed me!