My kink is when you're eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime
Me: I WILL lock the F back in with healthful eating and buy so much fucking produce .
World News: There’s now something going around called Exploding Poop Disease caused exclusively by eating produce, due to there being shit and poop all over the produce.
Whenever I catch myself not reading things completely, I remember anti-intellectualism is on the rise, literacy is in decline, and I don’t want to be a VICTIM!
Niggas want me to feel sorry for white supremacists and right wing grifters who incite hate and ignorance with their fear-mongering bullshit. You must be out of your fucking mind to think I have empathy for people like that.