toni montana

wicked witch of the west

[toni montana @xotoniwest]

@Arbys does y’all’s employees know that more than fifteen (15) fries can fit in a large container???

[toni montana @xotoniwest]

update: i’m still logged in 😂

[toni montana @xotoniwest]

dude i still am logged into my ex’s netflix we’ve been broken up for almost a year

[toni montana @xotoniwest]

time to clock it and squat it

[toni montana @xotoniwest]

god bless my female friends. otherwise i wouldn’t know that my BRAND NEW BOYFRIEND ALREADY HAD A GIRLFriend

[toni montana @xotoniwest]

@RaysBaseball wtf is this ump doing

[toni montana @xotoniwest]

@RaysBaseball yo wtf. those were Balls not strikes???

[toni montana @xotoniwest]

@RaysBaseball THAT IS THE SECOND BALL THAT WAS CALLED AS A STRIKE????

[toni montana @xotoniwest]

how does my sister who had 3 kids have a smaller stomach than me

[toni montana @xotoniwest]

i just started The Sinner and for the last 100 pages i swear 90 out of them are sex i don’t even know what the storyline is

[SUN 'n FUN Fly-In @SunnFunFlyIn]

Planes & Pyro 🧨 ✈️

📹 Isaac Castellanos

#SNF25 #turnup25 #sunnfun #airshow #tinstix #melissaburns #skipstewart #pyro #airshow25 #aircraft #snf51 #turnupthefun #aviation #tora

[toni montana @xotoniwest]

i just had a dude tell me that i seem midwestern… idk how to take that

[toni montana @xotoniwest]

one thing abt the series of Crescent City by SJM that i will stand by … Ithan is fuckin insufferable

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

hard decisions

[toni montana @xotoniwest]

nothing better than getting up to pre in the middle of the night and bending over to pet my cat on the floor only to realize it’s a pair of my shoes 😐

[toni montana @xotoniwest]

after years of stealing jackets from guys, i finally get one of mine stolen by a guy and lemme tell you it sucks

[toni montana @xotoniwest]

i want a girlfriend