Zalika

[Zalika @xozalika]

Find me on BlueSky & Spill.
Same name. Same me.

[Zalika @xozalika]

@notcapnamerica THIS is the Lion King remake we were waiting for!

[Zalika @xozalika]

@rahsh33m Packed a bag & jetted @ 4.5. Mom thought I was coming back. Found me after dark, 2 miles down a major road, walking like I was on a mission. I had 4 PBJs & a thermos of OJ. Refused to get in the car & she had to swoop me up & throw me in. She didn't test my resolve after that.

[Zalika @xozalika]

@Uber @Uber_Support I set up a delivery & the driver drove around the corner from the pickup and then marked the ride as completed. Meanwhile, he won't respond to my calls (via app) or contact from Lost & Found, and I don't have my urgently needed medical item. What now?

[Zalika @xozalika]

@IbaraEleven Will magnets screw it up?

[Zalika @xozalika]

@goldietaylor There was no mumbling. He said that with his whole chest.

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@notcapnamerica Don't people usually call an ambulance when someone is having a seizure?

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@PickleMamaa A Stomachache. That drink is called a Stomachache.

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@KamieCrawford The meat has to come from somewhere because they probably aren't getting it from HIM.

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@relientkenny Mayo, huh? Welp. (Thoughts and prayers to the family.)

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@Nikki704 Mail her a glitter-filled package!

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@Tuphlos As my mama always said, "Consider the source."

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@DisabilityStor1 Well, if it walks like a duck...

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@michelle_byoung The bird seemed most offended by the free feet pics.

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@DijahSB I'm not saying that he looks like MY sleep paralysis demon, but bruh is definitely SOMEBODY'S sleep paralysis demon.

[Zalika @xozalika]

@notcapnamerica Look, it's Where's Waldo's racist grandma! Found her!

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@BillaBhaiii @SaycheeseDGTL He is a superspreader event all by himself...

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@notcapnamerica @Ernie_Hudson I met him briefly about 15 years ago & couldn't help giggling like a schoolgirl. I don't even HAVE daddy issues like that!

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@KChenoweth I visited the set (as the union rep) and brought my mother with me so that she could see what I did for a living. You were so kind to her and even let her sit in your chair! She had a wonderful time. Thank you for such a fantastic memory.

[Zalika @xozalika]

@BienSur_JeTaime Definitely clown shoes. BalenciHAHAs, if you will.