Sammy D

Still edge | @Twitch partner | @discordapp partner | @teamrivalgg | Biz: [email protected] | You can find me Riding my OneWheel all over MA

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Been practicing for my first stand up set.

Can't wait to bomb on that open mic.

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@yasmeen_aless96 @poke_times Hahahaha ohhhh! Carry on!

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@OhDagEmily Do it

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@poserhontas Ok that’s fair 😂

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@poserhontas I’m discovering that the only other option is to just die alone

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@_vaultofheaven Dude what? :(

I’m really sorry.

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@poserhontas Lmao

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@poserhontas Those are for old people. Are you calling me old?

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@poserhontas I’ve always wanted to get a massage but I hate people. Need a robot massage parlor.

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Is life supposed to get worse as you get older? Asking for a friend.

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@Kailaxvx LOL

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@Kailaxvx Not weird. You’re growing up 🥲

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@ASamanthaRae What a terrible idea

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@hardlorepod Please tell me that the ice cream machine is not “broken”…

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@Sequisha REAL

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@ZB_TV @kick So sick

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@JanellWheeler @mayorwertz Got mine at 36 haha

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@ekendalll @samantha__rene Oh man, I thought the $30 I was paying for Vyvanse was high…and I take 60mg. Insurance companies are trash.

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They were back at it again! LOL