sming sammich

nyc

[pris @pwiscila]

Ignoring years of tension in my shoulders and neck in the hopes that it will resolve itself someday

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Ultrasonic waves produced by bats might occasionally disrupt the autofocus of cameras, resulting in this effect

[mariana @pastapilled]

I bet getting caramelized feels so good for the onion

[Allison O'Conor @allisonoconor]

Guy just walked into the coffee shop wearing a cowboy hat and it’s obvious he’s not fully confident in it. Tough to see

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

letting the soup of the day wash me away

[picardie aurora @picardie_aurora]

[ raising hand in the second-last lecture of my biochemistry class ] all this stuff is some kind of metaphor, right?

[Kali @102YLA]

Can i come over and shed my hair all over ur stuff

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Nobody wants to frolick down fields and back country roads these days

[The Museum of Curiosities @CuriosMuseum]

Victorian Era Radiator with Bread warmer.

[༺𝒢𐀔𝒥༻ @gothjafar]

two beautiful girls stand before me but only one bump is in my hands…

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

?

[trash jones @jzux]

ah I’d love to but i’m pretty booked up this winter

[Rob Cassidy @Cassidy_Rob]

Posting "wow pretty problematic" under every single person's Spotify wrapped and then responding "it's not my job to educate you" when they ask what I mean by that.

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Calling peoples opinions of me “fan theories”

[dizzy @rundizzy]

im stuck in the fuck it we ball dimension