I absolutely do not support the Tories spending £200 million on a new Royal Yacht named HMY Duke of Edinburgh when just a couple of months ago the Government said they couldn't afford to feed hungry children.
Yes, I too despise the way in which a cartel of clubs – a family, you might say – has leveraged its massive wealth and the adoration of millions of fans to secure itself a position of unchallengeable and undeserved power.
When I was younger I would come home from girls houses and my mom would be like “you’re such a ladies man” as if I hadn’t spend the past two hours braiding their hair and playing with barbies