Bryan Cooper

just here for the laughs

[Justine Bateman @JustineBateman]

Enforce the existing laws in LA and it will look like this again. @spencerpratt

[Bryan Cooper @xtcoop]

Prayers for you, so sorry for you loss. I miss my dad everyday, take care of yourself!

[Julie 🌟 @JulieKennis]

My dad passed away this morning with me holding his hand as he took his final breath.

My heart is shattered.

[Bryan Cooper @xtcoop]

As soon as I said it, down to 1087.00 :)

[Bryan Cooper @xtcoop]

Goldman Sachs Stock today:

$1094.00 and some change per share.

[Bryan Cooper @xtcoop]

@scottallancole @FollowingTrend Truth.

[Bryan Cooper @xtcoop]

I like it! 😭

[ABC News @ABC]

President Trump is floating the possibility of keeping the UFC arena on the White House South Lawn — built for a series of fights on his birthday and Flag Day — permanently.

Read more: https://t.co/PdI3ZarEYr

[Bryan Cooper @xtcoop]

@FollowingTrend It’s the funniest thing ever! 😂

[Bryan Cooper @xtcoop]

Goldman Sachs Stock today:

$1094.00 and some change per share.

[Bryan Cooper @xtcoop]

Yes, without a doubt!

[Kristina Bolten @Kristinartz]

WOULD YOU SKIP YOUR OWN DINNER JUST TO MAKE SURE YOUR KIDS WERE TUCKED IN WITH FULL STOMACHS?

[Bryan Cooper @xtcoop]

She be angry!

[Texas 🇺🇸 @MustangMan_TX]

Does she look happy??

[Bryan Cooper @xtcoop]

Wow, this used to be her:

[꧁♛𝓑𝓵✯𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓮𝓼♛꧂ @heyitsmeCarolyn]

Seriously, what has happened to Natalie Maines from The Chicks (formerly Dixie Chicks) 👀

[Heather Spohn @heatherspohn]

@KarenKalifornia They don’t even try to hide it

[Bryan Cooper @xtcoop]

Dems have ruined our country!

[Bryan Cooper @xtcoop]

@FollowingTrend Without a doubt, he seemed like a spoiled little child, embarrassing.

[Bryan Cooper @xtcoop]

Massive whiney liberal!

[Western Lensman @WesternLensman]

Scott Pelley fired.

This commencement address last year was peak Pelley:

The drama. The theatrics. The self-important preening and performative outrage. The sermonizing. The propaganda.

Scott can now bring this kind of energy to Substack and hits on the Jim Acosta podcast.

[Bryan Cooper @xtcoop]

So dramatic!

[Western Lensman @WesternLensman]

Dec 2025. Scott Pelley says 60 Minutes has trouble getting people on because of “fear that has spread across the country."

He then praises himself for pressing on in the face of such immense difficulty.

The self-importance of this propaganda hack is really something to behold.

[Bryan Cooper @xtcoop]

Trump should’ve finished Iran off, never understood pausing, bad move!

[Trey Yingst @TreyYingst]

NEW: Kuwait is currently under a missile and drone attack from Iran.

[Bryan Cooper @xtcoop]

Congratulations!

[Buckeye Ace18 @Buckeye_Ace18]

WOW! What a day. I just had a private meeting with my upper management and they created a new position and asked me to fill it! It came with a subtantial increase in pay! I am excited to make this job the best it can be. Thank you Jesus for the determiniation to succeed!

[Bryan Cooper @xtcoop]

Joe beat himself in the debate!

[Texas_4_Trump-Kenny @TexasTrump2024]

Jill Biden: Joe Would Have Beaten Trump in 2024 Election if He Had Stayed in Race

“I believe he would have beat Donald Trump in that election.”

[Bryan Cooper @xtcoop]

All of them!

[B&S @_B___S]

What’s your favorite dog breed?