The Tennis Capper

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We are all aware that Cobolli annihilated Arnaldi at Roland Garros last year… right?

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Mladenovic / Guo are losing to 4 foot Asian trolls

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Holy sell job by Sabalenka. Good for my little bandana princess Shnaider

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Arevalo Pavic @FBI

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The hatless Rafa Jodar era has begun!

#RolandGarros

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Investigate Tabilo @FBI

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@sovokyle96 100%

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How come South American clay court merchants do so poorly at Roland Garros? Tabilo the next victim?

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@civilianweb3 4-1 PSG

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Stone henge, pyramids of Giza, and Jesper de Jong making the second week at Roland Garros

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I have banned De Minaur so many times yet continue to go back to him as a chalk favorite. I get what I deserve.

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De Minaur is a faster Diego Schwartzman. No free points on serve, no power to hit through the court, and tiny. Mensik in 4.

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If my glorious king Jodar loses to Michelsen I will genuinely be so sad

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There is nothing to save Jannik Sinner. No closed roof. No delay. Just him against an absolute grinder in JM Cerundolo.

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Sinner is going to lose to Juan Manuel Cerundolo.

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@puresinnema Vallejo will grind this out and drag this kid into deep waters. Vamos

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Some of the misses by Vallejo are shots ITF players don’t miss

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Machac not retiring is my 13th reason why

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There’s no way Svitolina doesn’t have some sort of Round 1 plot armor.

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Emma Navarro with a few extra pounds is a force to be reckoned with. About to beat Mboko and win a title!