overeducated cat lady with no bumble matches

North Country in Brooklyn

[overeducated cat lady with no bumble matches @xtinamox]

. @MTA these new subway “smart” gates are not it. One just slammed into me while exiting the 6 at 23rd during rush hour. OUCH! #MTA

[overeducated cat lady with no bumble matches @xtinamox]

I can’t vote for either of these as*hats. They both
are awful with numbers. Cuomo either willfully or ignorantly has confused rent stabilized with rent controlled. A single homeless mother does not have $2300/month in rent - she wouldn’t even meet the eligibility to live there.

[Andrew Cuomo @andrewcuomo]

Somewhere last night in New York City, a single mother and her children slept at a homeless shelter because you, assemblyman @ZohranKMamdani are occupying her rent controlled apartment.

You grew up rich and married an even wealthier woman. You’ve had weddings on 3 continents. You own property in LGTBQIA+ murderous Uganda. You make $142,000 a year plus stipends, and your wife works too, meaning you together likely make well over $200,000. No matter which way you cut it: Zohran Mamdani is a rich person. You are actually very rich.

Yet you and your wife pay $2,300 a month, as you have bragged, for a nice apartment in Astoria. That should be housing for someone who needs it.

We are in the middle of a historic affordability crisis. Millions of low income New Yorkers need this apartment and an apartment like it. Yet your apartment remains rented to rich people who don’t need it.

Today, I am calling on you to move out immediately and give your affordable housing back to an unhoused family who need it. Leaders must show moral clarity. Time to move out.

[overeducated cat lady with no bumble matches @xtinamox]

The Most Detailed Map of the N.Y.C. Mayoral Primary https://t.co/u9QtrvdZNN via @NYTimes

[Michael Lange @MichaelLangeNYC]

EV Precinct Map from Atlasizer

Mamdani (Gold) - 43%
Cuomo (Green) - 34%

— Mamdani dominating The Commie Corridor
— Cuomo winning UWS + UES
— Mamdani winning Central Brooklyn & Upper Manhattan
— Cuomo doing well in the Bronx & Staten Island

[overeducated cat lady with no bumble matches @xtinamox]

@ChrisLuftWX I’m so sorry for your loss. May her memory be a blessing.

[NYC DOT @NYC_DOT]

Holding space for the Thanksgiving Day Parade (rotating the traffic lights so the balloons can fit down the street)

[Jane Austen First Drafts @Austen1stDrafts]

Taking the lyrics of “Slumber, Dear Maid” and really holding space with that.

[overeducated cat lady with no bumble matches @xtinamox]

The way the mayor shifts blame in his statement is infuriating.

[Gothamist @Gothamist]

A homeless man stabbed three people — killing two of them — in a morning spree of violence that spanned more than 20 blocks in Manhattan, police said.

Mayor Adams called it a "clear example of a criminal justice system and mental health system that continues to fail New Yorkers": https://t.co/buEdC2ZDiQ

[Quan Le 🗞️ @qlquanle]

past 48 hours on twitter

[Jane Austen @austendaily]

She told the story, however, with great spirit among her friends; for she had a lively, playful disposition, which delighted in any thing ridiculous.

[overeducated cat lady with no bumble matches @xtinamox]

Jacket… try parka and touque. Totally ruined your costume!

[party mom @fifimcfae]

and you used to have to wear a jacket over your halloween costume because it used to be cold in october

[brandon* @brndxix]

trees can’t vote, i hope this helps

[Asad🗽🍎 @AsadFromNYC]

As we talk about “the Arab and Muslim vote,” it’s a good time to remember that most Arab Americans are not Muslim and most Muslim Americans are not Arab. A lot of poor analysis could be prevented if people knew these basic two facts.

[overeducated cat lady with no bumble matches @xtinamox]

Why does this make me feel even more in danger?

[NYC Mayor's Office @NYCMayorsOffice]

If you notice slight changes to the taste or smell of your @NYCWater — don't worry, it's perfectly SAFE to drink.

These changes are due to a MAJOR repair project we're kicking off to secure the future of our drinking water supply!

Learn more: https://t.co/XfX4YqrY7z

[Dr Francis Young @DrFrancisYoung]

Spain has really played the long game with this one, but respect where it’s due

[overeducated cat lady with no bumble matches @xtinamox]

Yeah… that’s not the area most Italian Americans descend from 😬

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

🤣🤣

[overeducated cat lady with no bumble matches @xtinamox]

@SarahTolcser Also I learned on Thursday, that the people of Czechia still prefer to call it the Czech Republic!

[overeducated cat lady with no bumble matches @xtinamox]

@SarahTolcser @ask_aubry 41352!!!!

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Men who dismiss Jane Austen as “women’s fiction” are missing out. She’s one of our funniest and wisest writers.

A thread of her best lines: