🩷 bubby 🩷

tasty, cream-filled snack w no nutritional value

[milk @milkstrology]

leo moons:

[/ᐠ - ˕ -マ @lovesickdoe]

when u wake up and find ur plushie on the floor

[🩷 bubby 🩷 @xtinapreston]

love him but the face and pose is giving me neanderthal caught off guard

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Aaron Taylor-Johnson graces the cover of Esquire.

[🩷 bubby 🩷 @xtinapreston]

y’all i swear i don’t have feelings for this guy but he lifted my entire 6ft long wooden ikea dresser over his head and took it up the stairs like it was nothing…

[🩷 bubby 🩷 @xtinapreston]

“to be honest i was waiting for this phone call to end so i can go make dinner and then lay down but you really seemed like you needed to vent and just let some things go so I figured I would wait until you were ready to hang up to do that”

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Jerry plotline: this girl I’ve been seeing is beautiful, but she chews with her mouth open

Kramer plotline:

[🩷 bubby 🩷 @xtinapreston]

had a breakdown trying to finish moving by myself and my security guard/bartender/ frenemy called me and said he would be over in 2 hours to help me since he lives an hour and a half away 🥺

[🩷 bubby 🩷 @xtinapreston]

cheers to my bus driver rn who has a whole 2 liter of diet doctor pepper on the dashboard and an open can of regular Dr Pepper actively taking swigs of both at each stop on the route. it’s an absolute pleasure to witness others sometimes

[🩷 bubby 🩷 @xtinapreston]

when will this song get the praise it sorely deserves

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

now we’re cooking with gas

[🩷 bubby 🩷 @xtinapreston]

my dream collab would be with tim robinson i think i would be perfect in one of his sketches or perhaps even all of them

[🩷 bubby 🩷 @xtinapreston]

honey chipotle salmon, crispy chickpeas, sautéed zucchini and squash all on a bed of rice with a side of cornbread and an ice cold ginger ale. there’s actually nothing any of you can do to stop me!!

[🩷 bubby 🩷 @xtinapreston]

i think watching julie & julia so much has affected my well-being in life by making me pretend that i am a good cook and so now i love cooking and i actively become excited to cook at home even though i have potentially the worst kitchen in the world

[cabby @cabby]

*touching their shaved happy trail* promise you’ll stop.. for me?

[🩷 bubby 🩷 @xtinapreston]

ex situationship double texting me and watching my posts within seconds when i ignore him.. but yet leaving me on read once i come forward first… this phenomena needs to be studied

[ava 🇵🇸 @wownicebuttdude]

I think it's awesome that your brain can just totally ruin everything for no reason. Oh you wanted to read your book? You wanted to eat some strawberries? Well what if grief was suddenly carving your insides like a scalpel. Would that be good. Would you like that