linae

probably not real

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Ngl if we dating only one of us can be on twitter and its gone be me

[Action Bronson Arroyo @JBrink90]

LAWD HE STOMPIN

[miia @miiagarro]

yall seriously need to stop giving men the benefit of the doubt and start doubting the benefit of the man

[pinkleftygirl @pinkleftygirl]

A rapist won't be given a forced vasectomy but a rape victim will have to grow, carry & birth a baby against her will. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE. https://t.co/z6kdbX6BUk

[𓏲ּ𝄢 hꫀli𑄜s 🌾 @nerdnons]

THIS SCENE REMINDED ME OF LORAX NOW I CANR TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

[linae @xtiyonx]

@missugahbee I hate this so much what. Why would they do this? It was perfectly fine as it was.

[young hot ebony @lustclouds]

Warms my heart every time I see an accepting Black family. Homophobia in our community is so whack

[Nobody👁️‍🗨️ @NobodyIn4K]

"Islamic Republic of Japan"

[miia @miiagarro]

"all women do is use men"

never in my life have i found a man useful

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Dating tip: if a guy tells you he’s not very political, he’s conservative but has learned that won’t get him łaid

[Andy ❟❛❟ @Angelsaasj]

quando abro o twitter e a primeira coisa que aparece são os clones do naruto macetando o sasuke

[⟲ @unotfbg]

console wars ending with both sides committing suicide

[kemmet @kemmet101]

Dawg look at my netrunner, we’re cooked.

[༺ 𝑰𝒗𝒚 𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒆̀𝒆 ༻ @cemeteryfaerie]

Protecting your whimsy includes knowing when to be a bitch

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

3 Republicans voted NO ON WHAT???

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

So weird when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

A Black girl killed over orange juice, a Black boy killed over bottled water, a Black baby killed over diapers. This is America

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.

[geek bar miami mint @yourhotstonergf]

it is way too hot to be wearing a condom

[mau🫦 @smaaaau]

Men will say they don’t know how to plan dates but then they know how to plan sleeping with you.