UOPD

I am UOPD • I live for UOPD • I swear by UOPD

[UOPD @xuopdx]

Smells like shit @cityofcorvallis is that you?

[UOPD @xuopdx]

We can’t get reliable coke these days

[James Vos @WhosTheVos]

one taught me love, one taught me patience, one taught me pain

[UOPD @xuopdx]

We hereby announce our new tariffs on China, they’re fucking with our coke. We will not tolerate this any longer. #fuckchina #fuckmexico

[UOPD @xuopdx]

https://t.co/gOWEj1SaaR

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

I’d love a US immigration policy that:

1. Enforces illegal immigration
and
2. Significantly expands legal quotas for refugees and economic migrants.

[UOPD @xuopdx]

@vhs_vough10 Pornhub

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@UOtheta @dani_torrey Y’all are some thots in need of MIPs

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@DailyEmerald UOPD will arrest all thots in attendance.

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@UODelts are you even in Greek life?

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@uoalphaphi UOPD will bust your next party, wherever it is... we will find you.

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@OregonHillel your food sucks

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@OregonHillel UOPD is seizing all of your funds due to a lack of littness at the past ski retreat

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@OregonDU UOPD is demanding that Garen step down for being a flake

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@OregonDU UOPD is demanding that Cesc step down for being a dab

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@ASUOgov get ready for a fat turnout of freedom lovers tomorrow at your meeting #maga

[UOPD @xuopdx]

@asuo how you feel about the philistines destroying the Hebrews?

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@DouglasLFarrar UOPD supports all fellow comrades working for the man.

[UOPD @xuopdx]

Max’s sucks these days, make Max’s great again

[Jarrett Blanc @JarrettBlanc]

Iranian Scientist Annoyed He Has To Go Back To Shitty Old Job Building Nuclear Weapons https://t.co/P2SAJQerIg via @theonion.

[UOPD @xuopdx]

Pray for my boy @OregonState ain’t nothin wrong with them, they just need a miracle this upcoming football season