mortimer pinkett-smith

[tee higgins’ hamstring @teemossedyou]

PETE CROW ARMSTRONG LET ME GET SOME OF THAT MVPENIS

[No Slang September 🔜 @premiles_]

Being really into baseball feels closer to being into trains or military history than it does following other sports. That's not a judgement but an observation.

[aja‼️ @b1ondeath]

hes so fucking cool im sorry nobody understands you like i do conan

[mortimer pinkett-smith @xxevilmitski]

sorry but it’s so fucked up that society decided to become anorexic again at the exact time that i grew into my womanly body

[mortimer pinkett-smith @xxevilmitski]

@odog_eastpond the boys are doing white elephant with baseball bats

[mortimer pinkett-smith @xxevilmitski]

is taylor mcgregor’s job just “bats” now

[mortimer pinkett-smith @xxevilmitski]

@odog_eastpond it’s interesting because bregman is actually using swanson’s bat and swanson is using PCA’s bat and PCA uses conforto’s bat and conforto uses busch’s bat an

[mortimer pinkett-smith @xxevilmitski]

tyrone taylor… i am immediately fond of you

[𝔻𝕪𝕝𝕒𝕟 @PadraigPiers]

Cooper Hoffman I have grown quite fond of you and not in a picking apples in papa's orchard kind of way

[erin chack @ErinChack]

You ARE too old and it IS too late. Also you have a very specific vocal tic that strangers notice immediately and friends do unsavory impressions of.

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

To all who celebrate

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

Anyone ever have dark thoughts when they're alone...?

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

Yea I’m in there tonight 😏🤪

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

this is like reverse 9/11

[major @drw4000]

Timothee chalamet sacrificed his oscars to have a knicks championship

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

it’s ok to be an alcoholic in the summer. and winter. and spring and fall if needed

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

(Nodding) I see… so by comparing myself to others, I can steal their joy

[Hollywood Files 🎬 @hollywoodfiles9]

Milli Bobby Brown

[betty @strawbetty_]

in the airport thinking about black swan for some reason. was her mama touching on her

[rock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount]

I know it sounds outrageous and made up, but it’s not: my doctor told me I need to have a cup of chocolate pudding every day