💖 sad dad 💖

I like animals and sometimes they make me cry. she/her

[💖 sad dad 💖 @xxmollywood]

Does getting in my car and thinking “I should listen to the chainsmokers” count as an intrusive thought?

[💖 sad dad 💖 @xxmollywood]

@slammieg Honestly? Rude.

[💖 sad dad 💖 @xxmollywood]

@slammieg I’m in big time

[💖 sad dad 💖 @xxmollywood]

I love making playlists for incredibly specific times in my life. Examples: “it’s 2009 and I’m getting ready in the morning for high school” and the one I just made called “summer semester in south smart 2011”

They might not be relevant to anyone else, but they slap.

[💖 sad dad 💖 @xxmollywood]

I think a lot more people need to take time out of their day to shut the fuck up.

[a dirk diggler fan @cocococobun]

everyone always asking questions these days instead of just fucking with a raw vibe whenever they see one it’s so sad

[💖 sad dad 💖 @xxmollywood]

Might as well be dirt. Love life.

[💖 sad dad 💖 @xxmollywood]

What is happening in the universe that is making my week bad specifically. Like why is the moon or whatevs targeting me? I’m a sweetie!

[💖 sad dad 💖 @xxmollywood]

@slammieg 😂

[💖 sad dad 💖 @xxmollywood]

This week is DRAAAAAAGGING. Like so so much. The next 24 hours stand between me and a fat nap. Can’t wait 😴😴

[💖 sad dad 💖 @xxmollywood]

@slammieg Honestly, ideal.

[💖 sad dad 💖 @xxmollywood]

i would like it a lot if men spoke more softly. they are too loud.

[💖 sad dad 💖 @xxmollywood]

@_jra5 I live a life of privilege 😘

[💖 sad dad 💖 @xxmollywood]

@_jra5 🥺

[💖 sad dad 💖 @xxmollywood]

@_jra5 That man, I tell you

[💖 sad dad 💖 @xxmollywood]

@_jra5 I don’t think Joe has ever even seen a movie before

[💖 sad dad 💖 @xxmollywood]

I rented both of the Scooby Doo movies (original live action ones, duh) on Amazon and somehow forgot, so I have to watch them before Friday, otherwise I will rent them again and continue this cycle.

[💖 sad dad 💖 @xxmollywood]

@_jra5 Drop him off at my work, I’ll watch him. He can do my reports for me

[💖 sad dad 💖 @xxmollywood]

@ccfreshmanstrom YES

[💖 sad dad 💖 @xxmollywood]

@ccfreshmanstrom Remember this