xylan

72 IQ

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@GOATSElol @depressed19732 @okimstillhungry She wasn’t right.

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@sfwyenov4674 @AdamHardy6969 @JoyceCarolOates Said the doddering, slobbering fool, who doesn’t even deserve (but is nonetheless granted) a response from me.

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@isthmura_bellii @jayweingarten Where Im from, we always used to call it “Cinnamon toast crunch in the shrimp”. Makes you think

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@makeyournext @johnwcbragg @malmesburyman Said the fool

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@GlueGulper13 @Pete_Riot @emiikyu Said the 12 year old

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The Monkey Who Had Seen the World, Edwin Landseer, 1827

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@SnowJayYT @SA_Dizz @katie_cryptid @GarlicCorgi The only thing we can do now is hope it was.

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Cant we all relate to these teammates?

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@d0guk_ @AdamFriedland @piersmorgan @PiersUncensored Thought it was Ron paul and curtis yarvin

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@hutchinson @driscoll13_n Don’t you realize that this petty attention to differences and childish sensitivity is the opposite of what it means to be a liberal

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@Alphiloscorp @keysmashbandit @pls_dont_lie Happened to teddy roosevelt, he refused to shoot it and inspired the teddy bear

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@kraken_lemonade @Dave_Duggins @spaceghost And i am quite ambivalent, for what it’s worth

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@bitchmailman @lsthief Right its lame

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@i_zzzzzz Have you had a chance to check out the twin towers yet?

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@ReginaldPFunk @boombastitis @LowresWB Not knowing who seth meyers is suggests that you don't know very much at all

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@ethicalyaoifan @DroidForHire @LadPsycho Get off twitter lil bro

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@LastStand4USA @johnnyslaughta @littlefucky I don’t think you understand post-ironic meta memes. Did you think OPs earnestly laughed at her coworker’s texting shenanigans? Or is she subtly making fun of them?

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@AlexYablon It’s a shame New York is wasted on New Yorkers

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@Acyn @Nuk5Town