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[Xzibat @xzibat]

@Bitwig app only launches once after restarting cpu. After that is unresponsive. Any idea?

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A good boy asks his mom for a cup of focused and giant milk. "Yes" say mom

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............................................................................since when is it 2014?

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And so always get your dreams in the sky and put your friends close to your enemies. I smell it too, ronch

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This is the cat litter I deserve, but it's not the cat litter I need right now.

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Make a crust for your life. Protect the squish glob in the middle you need jelly okay?

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Have a gridiron gang? Shove it through the jelly doughnut saved under youer pillow and boinkboink out

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Smoke up and stuff all cheese down you body hole. Wake up tomorrow and poo smok cheese

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Listen here dummy, if Xbox is a waste of time would I do this?

*try to flip him off wearing mittens*

[Xzibat @xzibat]

"I don't want to be IN the history books! I want to BE a history book!"

*swan dives into bookshelf*

[Nice Creamcone @nicecreamcone69]

I have won the tour d franc again-all the cyclist are fuming angry but there is actually no rule against using a dump truck insted of a bike

[Xzibat @xzibat]

If any of yall wanna get off your lazy asses and get a jump on Black Friday 2k15 ill be under the tarp in front of PacSun come on lets hang

[Piece @Piecezilla]

My phone just shortened "ask him" to "Askim" freeing me up to take on a second full time job.

[Xzibat @xzibat]

Side effects include:

Getting pregnant in your knees
Pitch black urine
Thermal detonators for balls
Thinking Arby's
Athletes foot skull

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@hippieswordfish

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@Bob_Heller

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Thankful for the giant version of Pharell's hat that I'll have on top of my car at all times in 2015

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@bwilson592 one coors light?