Alina Jacob

Don’t you have work to do?

[Alina Jacob @yaaaaaaarr]

Sabko sab kuch naseeb nahi hota :D

[Alina Jacob @yaaaaaaarr]

@saltybengali I bought the medium sized one of Sirona, you can also go for Pee Safe.

[Siddharth @DearthOfSid]

We scrap the labour laws which protects the labourers against exploitation and preach about dignity of labour. We are a special kind of party.

[Soumya @so_um_yeah]

At this point, 2020 is a real life dark mode.

[Raunaq Rajani @SirRaunaqRajani]

I have a joke on quora but...

[Anurag Kashyap @anuragkashyap72]

I know many jokes and all of them are in power ..

[Saket Gokhale @SaketGokhale]

URGENT:

RSS WORKERS ARE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE CHANTING JAI SHRI RAM.

THEY JUST THREATENED MY MOTHER.

Request urgent assistance @AnilDeshmukhNCP ji.

@Thane_R_Police

[Shridhar V @iimcomic]

I’ve always wondered why law colleges have Professors.

Shouldn’t the Law take its own Course?

[Alina Jacob @yaaaaaaarr]

@badapachtaoge The person has significantly changed the shape of the original cloud

[Yash @yashtheacc]

Need a book on how to make someone else's suicide about myself from Kangana

[Aaron Pereira @aaronpereira]

Just a photo of the Goa CM watering some plants... in the rain... ⛈☔️

[The Bakeking @The_Bakeking]

Everything is Cake! 🍰🔪
#cake #thebakeking #cakememe
Full 3 minute video on my IG or FB

[Yash @yashtheacc]

Do hotels have "MLA bachao package"?

[Arya 𓅓 @RantingDosa]

A week of ovulation. A week of PMS. And a week of menstruation - a month. That leaves us one week. One week we feel normal. For one week in a month, we are ourselves. Damn!

[Vikas Chaurasia @weakasss]

Dating and relationships are cake because end main katega.

[Alina Jacob @yaaaaaaarr]

@rajkor_yash From Bal Bharti to Yuva Bharati

[Saket Gokhale @SaketGokhale]

What kind of monstrous govt charges the highest slab of GST on hand sanitizers in the middle of a pandemic?

That’s right - Modi & his cabinet of thieves.

[Arya 𓅓 @RantingDosa]

If everyone is cake - is eating cake cannibalism?

[Alina Jacob @yaaaaaaarr]

@rajkor_yash Jo bhi ho, joke toh haddd paar funny hai :p

[Shreemi Verma @shreemiverma19]

Which comedian am I supposed to randomly abuse to make my insecure little dick happy?