Chance Jones

A good insult needs no elaboration.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Let he who is without a fetish for being spanked by a porn star with a magazine featuring you on the cover & then ask a lawyer set up a shell corp in Delaware to secretly pay hush money to hide your infidelity & the news leaks as you speak at a Pro-Life march cast the first stone

[Chance Jones @yaaasfuckboy]

"Girl why is you trippin?" - Rumi

[Chance Jones @yaaasfuckboy]

Stop all that Protestant nonsense girl. Come #redboxandchill

[Chance Jones @yaaasfuckboy]

You ain't gotta write in all caps boo.

[Chance Jones @yaaasfuckboy]

Girl there's no emoji that can ever express your beauty. #redboxandchill

[Chance Jones @yaaasfuckboy]

Girl I see you getting in all that self love.

[Chance Jones @yaaasfuckboy]

@realDonaldTrump debate prep: 1pm: sling mud 2pm: drink henny 3pm: listen to 21 savage 4pm swim in infinity pool naked 8pm let's go debate

[Chance Jones @yaaasfuckboy]

@realDonaldTrump understands that this fuckboy life isn't just a choice. It's a way of life #debates #debate #fuckboy

[Chance Jones @yaaasfuckboy]

Sike! Good one Donald. See you at the kegger next weekend. https://t.co/HsLsuk2pa1

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

In my administration, EVERY American will be treated equally, protected equally, and honored equally #Debate #BigLeagueTruth

[Chance Jones @yaaasfuckboy]

This is totally off the subject, but @HillaryClinton you would look 🔥🔥🔥with a double part in that Caesar. #debate #imwithher

[Chance Jones @yaaasfuckboy]

All I know is I don't know if Aleppo is as 🔥🔥🔥 as @HillaryClinton's blazer. What is that @ZARA? #debate #wasterhertime2016 #imwithher

[Chance Jones @yaaasfuckboy]

Our overall goal is to waste @HillaryClinton's time #wasterhertime2016 #imwithher

[Chance Jones @yaaasfuckboy]

I know you've been wondering for awhile and the answer is...yes I've been ghostwriting for @realDonaldTrump for some time now...