bryan 🚨

gaga, mocks pretentious people but secretly actually pretentious, my cat is a gemini, he/him

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@tacobell we forgive you!

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i love how today on gay twitter everyone has just shared their fave photo or video of big fake boobs

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@AMENARTPOP i hate the panopticon

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@beyonceseyelid it’s kind of cute though

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you ever see your name on someone else's phone and go "oh my god that's me?"

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@Sec_Noem Girl this is so corny and embarrassing. Also your fillers look like shit

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I love it when dua starts making fun of French people at the end of talk talk

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@not__will_ where’s the party?!

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@tedcruz It looks like shit

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@sennottfiles come on it’s LA!

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@margotposts me!!

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i love dating. it’s so fun to get the worst sleep of your life and go insane

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berger was carrie's hottest bf tbh.

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@benkesslen (in a good way)

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@akermanfanclub you said it not me..

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mid-august is for the recapitulation of all of the cute stuff you did in June but this time with more melancholy

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@joejonas @MetLifeStadium ghislaine

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what do you know about Bucket by ms. Carly rae Jepsen?

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@_glorianas you people would love the IAH subway