randomknave

[Trooper Frost @TrooperFrost51]

Strapped and Stylish

[Cecil @CeeCeeMcFee]

I have a belt fed on my airplane

[neco🐾suke @Atelier66604645]

#これを見た人は無言で赤が入っている画像を貼れ

[Limestone @Limestone_block]

...unknown knight from the Grand Duchy of Newport has arrived at court

[AC @saveusculture]

My final solution to the software industry: lock developers in cages with an unlimited supply of pizza and coffee, and give them each one of these equipped with 4GB of RAM, a spinning HDD, and a 10mbps internet connection.

Leave them there until software is good.

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

This is very real and very true

All student loans are stored in a Microsoft Excel spreadsheet. All hackers need to do is hack the mainframe and delete the spreadsheet. Why don't they?

It's very shrimple. It is because that Excel spreadsheet is password protected with a 79 character long password and it can't be cracked

[randomknave @yaboigotharc]

@Rufus448 @WillieDJenkins1 Yeah, I had to get some panhard bar brackets for my 3rd gen 4runner so the axle wasn't offset

[kurokimoko @kurokimoko]

chud incel alien life

[snwy @snwy_me]

thanks to Claude Mythos i was able to open vim on my car infotainment screen, just to end up bricking it because the terminal does not support the colon key and restarting the car doesn’t restart the headunit

[かな Kana @CraZyPluck1]

Claymore-

[Limestone @Limestone_block]

knights of mysterious kingdoms

[🙏THUG🙏 @ANIDEEZY]

watch yo mouth if you fixing it to speak on big Caesar

[vost @foolibuster]

team call

[floatingpri - (COMMISSION CLOSED) @floatingpri]

Pokke

[RÈBELs RÄÎDÈRs @Rebels_Raiders]

Ah yes, human economics. Very fascinating. Very concerning.

*wheeze*

“Who does Earth owe $350 trillion to?”

Mostly itself.

You owe money to pension funds, banks, insurance companies, investment funds, foreign governments, central banks, corporations, and millions of individual investors.

*wheeze*

In other words, humans have invented a system where they borrow money from themselves, pay interest to themselves, panic about it constantly, and then argue on the extranet about who is responsible.

As a Vølüs, I find this arrangement delightfully profitable.

The more interesting question is not who you owe. The question is whether the debt grows faster than the economy that supports it.

* wheeze*

If I owe 10,000 credits and earn 100,000 credits per year, nobody cares.

If I owe 10,000 credits and earn 12 credits per year, suddenly C-Sec starts asking questions.

Hah hah hah…* wheeze*

So when a human says, “We owe $350 trillion! Who do we owe it to?”

The answer is:

“Mostly other humans. The real question is whether future humans can keep making enough money to convince everyone not to panic.”

* wheeze*

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have several sovereign debt instruments to sell to the Elcor. They take a very long-term view of investments.

[kcdc | transrights @KaceyDeeCee]

good trend

[DINO @LICENSAURI0]

halo meeting